# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 291
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2024, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5804 "2024-04-15T18:02:12Z")
I will _feed_ him. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2024, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5805 "2024-04-15T23:16:20Z")
No son of mine is going to eat that replicated _slop_ Starfleet calls food. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2024, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5806 "2024-04-16T20:15:21Z")
Do they still have sandwiches there? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2024, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5807 "2024-04-16T20:59:38Z")
Looks like a catfish; I’m hoping it tastes like one. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2024, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5808 "2024-04-17T13:21:50Z")
Dress up like you’re dead so the zombies don’t notice you. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2024, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5809 "2024-04-17T19:50:23Z")
I’m Vulcan; I don’t miss people. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2024, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5810 "2024-04-18T13:47:54Z")
You gave your girlfriend radioactive jewelry? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2024, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5811 "2024-04-18T14:22:57Z")
You gave your girlfriend a _tracking device?_ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2024, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5812 "2024-04-18T14:39:33Z")
Sometimes I even enjoyed bullying you! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2024, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5813 "2024-04-19T10:34:40Z")
I’ve turned you into a better crook. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2024, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5814 "2024-04-19T14:28:56Z")
Damn you! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2024, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5815 "2024-04-19T15:26:13Z")
The year we were together at Starfleet is the only time in my life I was alive. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2024, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5816 "2024-04-19T16:03:19Z")
You rule this ship? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2024, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5817 "2024-04-19T17:29:40Z")
You don’t know, Robert, you don’t know. They took everything I was. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2024, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5818 "2024-04-20T04:57:51Z")
Do you wish that the first Apollo mission hadn’t reached the moon — or that we hadn’t gone on to Mars, and then to the nearest star? That’s like saying you wish that you still operated with scalpels and sewed your patients up with catgut like your great-great-great-great-grandfather used to. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2024, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5819 "2024-04-20T14:57:09Z")
Oh, beyond belief, but it’s nothing I can’t handle. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2024, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5820 "2024-04-20T15:02:40Z")
You seem awfully tense for a man who just came back from vacation. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2024, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5821 "2024-04-20T20:19:48Z")
“Spare me the small talk and get me a star drifter.” “So, er… How are the negotiations going?” “…Better make it a double.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2024, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5822 "2024-04-20T21:11:29Z")
It’s vile! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2024, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5823 "2024-04-20T21:47:10Z")
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