# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 295
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2024, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5884 "2024-05-09T21:22:41Z")
It’s hard to keep a secret in Ops, especially when you’ve been shouting at a monitor for the past two days. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2024, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5885 "2024-05-09T21:48:15Z")
You know Worf, you’d make a perfect throw rug in Nottingham Castle. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2024, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5886 "2024-05-10T11:01:09Z")
With all due respect, sir, I’m the Security Chief on this ship — unless you’re planning to make a change? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2024, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5887 "2024-05-10T18:52:07Z")
What’s the meaning of all of this? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2024, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5888 "2024-05-11T01:04:25Z")
I mean, was it personal, or what? Because I didn’t show you my car? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2024, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5889 "2024-05-11T02:03:10Z")
My war is never over. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2024, 8:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5890 "2024-05-11T08:38:39Z")
That’s as good a way to die as any. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2024, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5891 "2024-05-11T15:09:23Z")
We had not believed this possible. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2024, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5892 "2024-05-11T15:44:21Z")
Yes, I do have that effect on people. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2024, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5893 "2024-05-12T20:58:50Z")
On my command. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2024, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5894 "2024-05-12T22:57:08Z")
Wait for it… ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2024, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5895 "2024-05-12T23:12:16Z")
Yeah, now you’re catching on: the Destructo Beam on my rocket ship can disable the Death Ray, but only if someone gets inside the Fortress of Doom and can shut down the Lightning Shield! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2024, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5896 "2024-05-13T15:04:54Z")
All I’ve got left is my bones. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2024, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5897 "2024-05-14T01:22:06Z")
Literally. I can count the fractures, if you’d like. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2024, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5898 "2024-05-14T03:01:58Z")
“You mean D’Ghor has been plotting and scheming like a F…” “Like… A Ferengi!” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2024, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5899 "2024-05-14T23:23:21Z")
What, does it make an alternate cinematic timeline that runs concurrent to our own, but with, like, different people playing younger versions of us? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2024, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5900 "2024-05-15T01:55:39Z")
The Jean-Luc Picard you wanted to be — the one who did not fight the Nausicaan — had quite a different career from the one you remember. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2024, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5901 "2024-05-15T13:59:39Z")
Captain, we don’t have any torpedoes. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2024, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5902 "2024-05-15T22:48:23Z")
In my cabin is a device that will make you invincible. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2024, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5903 "2024-05-16T13:11:15Z")
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