# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 296
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2024, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5904 "2024-05-17T02:05:16Z")
Sorry, I was in the past again. What’s going on? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2024, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5905 "2024-05-17T04:39:41Z")
Shut up! As in “close your mouth and stop talking”! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2024, 9:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5906 "2024-05-17T09:56:12Z")
Mister La Forge, my reputation as a litigator — not to mention my immortal soul — is in serious jeopardy. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2024, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5907 "2024-05-17T13:51:51Z")
It unites humanity in a way no one ever thought possible. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2024, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5908 "2024-05-17T14:10:31Z")
Because all this lets them develop the A-bomb first. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2024, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5909 "2024-05-18T13:50:56Z")
I’d shake your hand, but I’m up to my elbow in Tellarite brains. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2024, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5910 "2024-05-18T13:52:39Z")
A cook’s only as good as his ingredients! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2024, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5911 "2024-05-19T18:51:33Z")
I’ve an odd craving for the blood of a live Kolar beast. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2024, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5912 "2024-05-19T19:00:34Z")
Captain asked for meatloaf, didn’t he? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2024, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5913 "2024-05-19T19:40:01Z")
Perhaps we could get one of the females to… breast-feed you. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2024, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5914 "2024-05-19T20:12:16Z")
I don’t mean to sound insulting, but on my planet we have been taught that gender is primitive. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2024, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5915 "2024-05-20T20:34:03Z")
In my defence, The truth has a consequence. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2024, 9:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5916 "2024-05-21T09:08:31Z")
Well, the thing’s got to have a tailpipe. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2024, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5917 "2024-05-21T13:38:49Z")
The truth is, there is no Melora problem - until people create one. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2024, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5918 "2024-05-22T01:08:33Z")
You may be able to sell Troi that story - but not me. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2024, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5919 "2024-05-22T12:59:40Z")
Listen, if you start tearing up I promise I’ll beam you out immediately. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2024, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5920 "2024-05-22T17:27:46Z")
Young lady, I come from a time when men achieve power and wealth by standing on the backs of the poor — where prejudice and intolerance are commonplace, and power is an end unto itself — and you’re telling me that isn’t how it is anymore? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2024, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5921 "2024-05-23T12:39:47Z")
The good of the many, Carol! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2024, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5922 "2024-05-23T14:02:57Z")
“When the train comes in, everybody rides.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2024, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5923 "2024-05-23T19:59:02Z")
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