# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 298
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2024, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5944 "2024-06-02T02:23:16Z")
“Observer”?! Oh, hell. I’m the best pilot you could have! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2024, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5945 "2024-06-02T11:26:17Z")
I honestly thought it was me; I thought somehow — _somehow_ — I was operating on his level. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2024, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5946 "2024-06-02T13:11:11Z")
Look. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2024, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5947 "2024-06-02T14:47:03Z")
Isn’t it a little presumptuous of a first officer to second-guess his captain’s judgment? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2024, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5948 "2024-06-02T20:25:03Z")
Permission granted. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2024, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5949 "2024-06-03T05:21:10Z")
Do you know Doctor Van Gelder was down on his hands and knees, sobbing, at this point? It was so gratifying. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2024, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5950 "2024-06-03T19:14:13Z")
Health and happiness! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2024, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5951 "2024-06-04T01:34:53Z")
Not specifically, but there are two things that seem unusual. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2024, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5952 "2024-06-04T02:57:09Z")
Perhaps another time. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2024, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5953 "2024-06-04T03:14:23Z")
But what of your Lieutenant Yar? She is to become my First One now! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2024, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5954 "2024-06-04T19:37:38Z")
You’re arrogant, you’re overbearing and you think you know everything. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2024, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5955 "2024-06-04T20:51:27Z")
They’ll throw away the key! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2024, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5956 "2024-06-04T23:21:57Z")
I don’t know Garak, but I know his reputation, and honestly, I don’t think we’d ever find your body. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2024, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5957 "2024-06-05T01:27:37Z")
The computer should think all three of us are Data! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2024, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5958 "2024-06-05T19:45:00Z")
Where’s the nuance? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2024, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5959 "2024-06-05T19:55:56Z")
If I didn’t know who _“Juliet”_ was — or what she was doing on that balcony — the image alone wouldn’t have any meaning. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2024, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5960 "2024-06-06T13:43:52Z")
He went that way, Alice. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2024, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5961 "2024-06-06T20:27:32Z")
Do you always fly at women at warp speed, Mr. Paris? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2024, 10:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5962 "2024-06-07T10:24:25Z")
Only one of them survived. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2024, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5963 "2024-06-07T17:30:57Z")
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