# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/41 "2014-09-10T23:16:25Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > Laddie, don’t you think you should…_rephrase_ that? “You’re right, I should. I didn’t mean to say the Enterprise should be _hauling_ garbage, I meant it should be hauled away _as_ garbage.” And the fight was on! That scene in the bar is my favorite scene in all of the original series. ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/42 "2014-09-10T23:16:27Z")
“No, no, no - you don’t understand the scope of my crime. I didn’t kill just one Husnack. Or a hundred. Or a thousand. I killed them _all_. All Husnack. _Everywhere_.” (My favorite quote from my favorite episode) ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/43 "2014-09-10T23:16:47Z")
nm [posting another thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=17719983#post17719983) ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/44 "2014-09-10T23:20:26Z")
Cry havoc! And let slip the dogs of war! ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/45 "2014-09-10T23:32:55Z")
“I’m a doctor, not an escalator!” (I’m not kidding either.) ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/46 "2014-09-10T23:33:33Z")
Tea. Earl Grey. Hot. ---
**Author:** ![Quimby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/22d042/32.png) [@Quimby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quimby)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/47 "2014-09-10T23:52:23Z")
“Never tell the same lie twice.” ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/48 "2014-09-10T23:57:22Z")
\*There’s Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow There’s Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim. \* ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/49 "2014-09-11T00:08:27Z")
Double dumbass on you! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/50 "2014-09-11T00:10:27Z")
Off the deep end, Mr. Scott. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/51 "2014-09-11T00:11:02Z")
Are you sure it isn’t time for a colorful metaphor? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/52 "2014-09-11T00:18:13Z")
They put…creatures…in our bodies. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/53 "2014-09-11T00:26:17Z")
“Don’t you think I know that?!?” ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/54 "2014-09-11T00:28:10Z")
“That sound was the turbulence caused by the penetration of a boundary layer, Captain.” “A boundary layer between what and what?” “Between where we were, and where we are.” “The guilty party has his choice: death by electrocution, death by gas, death by phaser, death by hanging…” “Everyone, remember where we parked” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/55 "2014-09-11T00:30:14Z")
“There is no 'third planet!” ---
**Author:** ![zamboniracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9a140/32.png) [@zamboniracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zamboniracer)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/56 "2014-09-11T00:37:53Z")
Captain, I see no reason to stand here and be insulted. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/57 "2014-09-11T00:38:50Z")
Beam me up, Scotty. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/58 "2014-09-11T00:40:24Z")
“I can’t change the laws of physics. I’ve got to have thirty minutes!” ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/59 "2014-09-11T00:42:53Z")
“Romulan ale should be illegal!” “It is illegal.” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2014, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/60 "2014-09-11T00:45:47Z")
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