# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 30
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2014, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/582 "2014-10-24T21:30:19Z")
What does it mean, “exact change”? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2014, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/583 "2014-10-25T01:28:02Z")
If my suspicion is correct, there can be no response to this message. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2014, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/584 "2014-10-25T01:38:20Z")
I thought you said you might like him if he mellowed a little. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2014, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/585 "2014-10-25T03:54:47Z")
“He called it koon-ut-_what_?” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2014, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/586 "2014-10-25T05:28:51Z")
Kali_feeee_! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2014, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/587 "2014-10-25T12:26:23Z")
This unit must die. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2014, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/588 "2014-10-25T12:31:38Z")
Pull out the _plug_, Spock! ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2014, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/589 "2014-10-25T21:07:47Z")
SPOCK: My orders were to report to Sickbay, Doctor. I have done so. And now I’ll go to my quarters. MCCOY: My orders were to give you a thorough physical. In case you hadn’t noticed, I have to answer to the same commanding officer that you do. Come on, Spock. Yield to the logic [!] of the situation. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2014, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/590 "2014-10-25T21:15:59Z")
I am Lord Garth, formerly of Izar, and I lead the future masters of the universe. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2014, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/591 "2014-10-26T05:33:32Z")
Let me go! He’s my lover, and I must kill him! ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2014, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/592 "2014-10-26T22:51:53Z")
“Compensate!” ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2014, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/593 "2014-10-27T01:45:21Z")
SPOCK: I find it mildly interesting and somewhat nostalgic, if I understand the use of that word. GARTH: Nostalgic? SPOCK: Yes. It is somewhat reminiscent of the dances that Vulcan children do in nursery school… Of course, the children are not so… \*\*\* well co-ordinated. \*\*\* 😃 ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2014, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/594 "2014-10-27T01:50:03Z")
The human spirit is free. You have no power of ownership. She’s free to do as she wishes. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2014, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/595 "2014-10-27T04:49:52Z")
It’s no use, Jim. Hers is the mind of a child! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2014, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/596 "2014-10-27T13:06:31Z")
… No ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2014, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/597 "2014-10-27T13:19:33Z")
It’ll take more than logic to get us out of this. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2014, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/598 "2014-10-27T15:04:24Z")
You are not Morg; you are not Eymorg. What _are_ you?!? :dubious: 😕 ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2014, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/599 "2014-10-27T17:03:06Z")
“Tell Dr. McCoy he should have wished me luck.” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2014, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/600 "2014-10-27T17:18:59Z")
Random factors seem to have operated in our favor. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2014, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/601 "2014-10-27T17:20:15Z")
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