# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 300
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2024, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5984 "2024-06-13T01:08:02Z")
Of late, I have begun to think that we’ve become bizarre and unproductive. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2024, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5985 "2024-06-13T04:04:54Z")
Today, I am a warrior. I must show you my heart! I travel the River of Blood! **AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!** ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2024, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5986 "2024-06-13T17:14:28Z")
We can’t let him die laughing, can we? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2024, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5987 "2024-06-13T17:29:18Z")
This is the first time I heard a malfunction threaten us. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2024, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5988 "2024-06-13T17:39:50Z")
The computer was too perfect. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2024, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5989 "2024-06-13T19:44:05Z")
Science later, problem now! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2024, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5990 "2024-06-13T20:36:08Z")
Yes, sir. Warp eleven point nine! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2024, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5991 "2024-06-14T12:05:00Z")
It’s not a signal, sir. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2024, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5992 "2024-06-14T12:37:07Z")
But whatever civilization exists on this planet is in there. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2024, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5993 "2024-06-16T20:09:16Z")
No one is coming to attack your ship. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2024, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5994 "2024-06-16T23:44:04Z")
Bones, did you ever hear of a _doomsday machine?_ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2024, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5995 "2024-06-17T00:03:32Z")
Perhaps another time. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2024, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5996 "2024-06-17T00:10:17Z")
And I’ll hate you for the rest of my life. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2024, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5997 "2024-06-17T20:24:27Z")
Most of my day is spent repairing food replicators. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2024, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5998 "2024-06-18T00:19:38Z")
That’s true, but few people understand that. They think it’s one big happy party. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2024, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/5999 "2024-06-18T00:32:15Z")
“‘Fix the replicators, chief.’ ‘My console’s offline, chief.’ Should have transferred to a cargo drone. No people, no complaints.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2024, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6000 "2024-06-18T00:53:20Z")
If we hadn’t gotten lost in the Delta Quadrant, I’d be there right now! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2024, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6001 "2024-06-18T02:32:00Z")
I know engineers - they love to change things! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2024, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6002 "2024-06-18T11:47:34Z")
The crew is protected from my mistakes by the people around me — but, out here, I could get us killed! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2024, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6003 "2024-06-18T20:32:09Z")
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