# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 301
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2024, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6004 "2024-06-18T23:44:08Z")
It’s activating my motor neurons; I can’t make it stop. I’m sorry, Captain. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2024, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6005 "2024-06-19T07:24:15Z")
When I reach the halls of the hallowed dead, I will find your beloved and remind her that her husband is a noble warrior, and that he still loves no one but her. Goodbye, my friend. Live well. LONG LIVE THE EMPIRE! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2024, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6006 "2024-06-19T10:13:34Z")
…well, so much for my dramatically romantic exit. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2024, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6007 "2024-06-19T14:33:33Z")
He expects the impossible! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2024, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6008 "2024-06-19T15:21:59Z")
I’ve got one of the medical wonders of the galaxy dying in my sickbay. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2024, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6009 "2024-06-19T15:40:16Z")
It could mean trouble. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2024, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6010 "2024-06-19T15:43:44Z")
Should I drop the antimatter, or wait for one of you? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2024, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6011 "2024-06-20T02:44:59Z")
That’s the short definition of “Captain.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2024, 8:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6012 "2024-06-20T08:59:49Z")
“Spock, with a beard.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2024, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6013 "2024-06-20T13:33:02Z")
But according to your report, this entire calamity was all caused by one crew member. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2024, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6014 "2024-06-20T22:47:55Z")
The Counselor tells me that — at times like that — we might do the things that we’ve always wanted to do. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2024, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6015 "2024-06-21T00:28:43Z")
You can tell your threat ganglia to relax. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2024, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6016 "2024-06-21T00:33:57Z")
I only want what you have the luxury of taking for granted. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2024, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6017 "2024-06-21T15:32:32Z")
Klingons do not surrender their weapons. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2024, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6018 "2024-06-21T15:38:49Z")
That sounds like an illogical philosophy. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2024, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6019 "2024-06-22T01:23:18Z")
Enjoy your shore leave, Captain. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2024, 9:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6020 "2024-06-22T09:36:54Z")
And — as I’m supposed to be dead — I’ll go and get some sleep. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2024, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6021 "2024-06-22T14:48:16Z")
My oath of celibacy is on record, sir. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2024, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6022 "2024-06-22T17:07:01Z")
We gotta move. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2024, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6023 "2024-06-22T18:00:06Z")
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