# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 304
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2024, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6064 "2024-07-05T22:20:04Z")
Khan, Scotty; Scotty, Khan. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2024, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6065 "2024-07-06T13:45:46Z")
Agents on their way up. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2024, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6066 "2024-07-06T14:28:10Z")
Doctor, they may already be dead. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2024, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6067 "2024-07-07T13:36:50Z")
We hope it is the first step toward creating new alliances. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2024, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6068 "2024-07-07T14:05:03Z")
Oh, you don’t have to worry; I know how to handle this. I have an urgent need for a small supply of this drug, too. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2024, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6069 "2024-07-08T14:13:19Z")
They must rest. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2024, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6070 "2024-07-08T14:19:11Z")
We haven’t been born yet. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2024, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6071 "2024-07-09T20:55:39Z")
I’m supposed to distract you from all this stuff over here, so… ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2024, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6072 "2024-07-09T23:07:35Z")
If they can read my mind, then they know I’m attracted to you; I was from the very first moment I saw you in the survivors’ camp. You were like a wild little animal! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2024, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6073 "2024-07-09T23:09:20Z")
SPOCK: I love you. However, I hate you. ALICE 210: But I am identical in every way with Alice Twenty Seven! SPOCK: Yes, of course. That is exactly why I hate you. Because you are identical. ALICES: BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP… SPOCK: Faaascinating. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2024, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6074 "2024-07-10T00:32:44Z")
He tortured those people. But they wouldn’t tell him anything. He… went wild, he slit their throats. He wanted to tear the place apart. But he was late. He had to get back so he could blow you to bits. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2024, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6075 "2024-07-10T00:37:53Z")
I suggest now that it happened in a different way: you swept me off my feet, and carried me to your cabin. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2024, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6076 "2024-07-10T13:25:46Z")
I tried to win at any cost. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2024, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6077 "2024-07-10T13:39:41Z")
You performed what Starfleet textbooks now refer to as _“The Picard Manuever.”_ ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2024, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6078 "2024-07-11T14:07:04Z")
How dare you lecture me? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2024, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6079 "2024-07-11T15:53:17Z")
I’m _“the someone.”_ ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2024, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6080 "2024-07-12T14:25:00Z")
Any possibility of getting us back aboard before the skiing season opens down here? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2024, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6081 "2024-07-12T16:29:21Z")
Captain, no one has ever reversed engines at this velocity. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2024, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6082 "2024-07-12T21:42:48Z")
Conjecture. We may be able to match hostile’s speed of [Warp] 9.8, sir. But at _extreme_ risk. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2024, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6083 "2024-07-13T10:44:44Z")
Logically, as we move faster and faster toward the sun, we’ll begin to move backward in time; we’ll actually go back _beyond_ yesterday: _beyond_ the point when we first appeared in the sky. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=303) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=305)