# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 305
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2024, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6084 "2024-07-13T20:24:39Z")
A Klingon sneeze? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2024, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6085 "2024-07-13T21:04:12Z")
I cannot let this thing expand beyond this planet, nor do I intend to kill a million or more people to stop it. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2024, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6086 "2024-07-14T02:19:28Z")
Festival! _Festival!_ ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2024, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6087 "2024-07-14T12:34:10Z")
You know, when I dreamt about being stuck on a deserted planet with a gorgeous woman, there _ **was no torpedo.** _ ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2024, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6088 "2024-07-14T12:48:50Z")
“I thought you never sold substandard merchandise.” “…” “This torpedo was supposed to explode on impact, right?” “…Maybe I should offer them a refund!” “HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2024, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6089 "2024-07-14T13:18:15Z")
So, you tell me: which one of us would you say has more of a problem with ethics? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2024, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6090 "2024-07-14T19:01:46Z")
I do not have time to squander listening to superfluous language. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2024, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6091 "2024-07-14T20:46:53Z")
Oh, I see that, Commander; I see that. Otherwise, you wouldn’t be _second_ in command of this starship. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2024, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6092 "2024-07-15T14:48:43Z")
Community leader! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2024, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6093 "2024-07-15T14:57:06Z")
That’s not enough; I want to promote you to Admiral, and I want you to take over as Commandant of Starfleet Academy. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2024, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6094 "2024-07-15T18:59:13Z")
I’m sure she’s a fine, dispassionate woman. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2024, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6095 "2024-07-15T19:10:16Z")
I thought I would assume a pleasing shape. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2024, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6096 "2024-07-15T21:11:35Z")
I present myself to thee as a fellow ship captain, that thou mayst better understand me: _Go Back Whence Thou Camest._ ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2024, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6097 "2024-07-15T21:30:54Z")
Oh, I know Hamlet. And what he said with irony, I say with conviction: _What a piece of work is man!_ ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2024, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6098 "2024-07-15T23:48:45Z")
Furthermore, any rumors of my brush with death are greatly exaggerated. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2024, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6099 "2024-07-21T03:24:15Z")
Perhaps the unfortunate accident I had as a child…? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2024, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6100 "2024-07-21T04:27:58Z")
I, too, must be Vulcan as a motherfucker. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2024, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6101 "2024-07-22T20:44:37Z")
It’s not that hard to adapt. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2024, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6102 "2024-07-25T14:11:21Z")
Oh, don’t be so melodramatic; you were barely dead. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2024, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6103 "2024-07-25T15:21:46Z")
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