# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 306
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2024, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6104 "2024-07-25T17:48:56Z")
``` Raffi warned me you were a speechmaker. ``` ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2024, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6105 "2024-07-26T00:11:59Z")
He knows, Doctor. He knows. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2024, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6106 "2024-07-26T02:46:53Z")
…Spock, if I get back, we really need to talk about your bedside manner. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2024, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6107 "2024-07-26T03:34:02Z")
Data… if you ever get back to the way you were… you may not be able to forgive yourself for what you’re about to do. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2024, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6108 "2024-07-26T12:58:47Z")
Spock, nobody knows rules better than you — but there has got to be an exception! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2024, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6109 "2024-07-26T14:20:45Z")
Greener. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2024, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6110 "2024-07-27T13:07:36Z")
“No, the crimson forcefield has disarmed us.” “They are smart.” “We are not strong.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2024, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6111 "2024-07-27T13:44:05Z")
It’s time for total truth between us. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2024, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6112 "2024-07-27T22:43:18Z")
You’re my new chief; go put on a red shirt. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2024, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6113 "2024-07-28T13:41:10Z")
Calling it a night? (RIP James B. Sikking, Captain Styles in The Search for Spock.) ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2024, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6114 "2024-07-28T14:06:28Z")
…he has been dead for two-hundred-and-eighty-three years, sir. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2024, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6115 "2024-07-28T20:57:46Z")
A lie is a poor way to say hello. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2024, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6116 "2024-07-28T23:52:34Z")
Haven’t we grown beyond the point where we resolve our problems with physical conflict? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2024, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6117 "2024-07-29T00:41:47Z")
It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2024, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6118 "2024-07-29T03:25:03Z")
The truth is: I will kill you if I can. And believe me: I can. There is nothing else to say. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2024, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6119 "2024-07-29T15:25:57Z")
That was fast. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2024, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6120 "2024-07-29T23:05:08Z")
You don’t rob a bank when the getaway car has a flat tire. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2024, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6121 "2024-07-29T23:46:55Z")
“Seriously, doctor, you must learn to govern your passions. They will be your undoing. Logic suggests…” “Logic? For heaven’s sake, the man’s talking about logic. We’re talking about universal Armageddon! You green-blooded, inhuman…” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2024, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6122 "2024-07-30T00:48:47Z")
“You think that they’re going to knock each other’s brains out because they’re men?” ---
**Author:** ![Briny\_Deep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/briny_deep/32/17188_2.png) [@Briny\_Deep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Briny_Deep)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2024, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6123 "2024-07-30T01:10:50Z")
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