# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 307
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2024, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6124 "2024-07-30T10:55:10Z")
I suggest, Captain, that you’ve been _lied to._ ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2024, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6125 "2024-07-30T13:23:40Z")
I’ll be monitoring your frequency. ---
**Author:** ![Briny\_Deep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/briny_deep/32/17188_2.png) [@Briny\_Deep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Briny_Deep)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2024, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6126 "2024-07-30T13:42:59Z")
“And what are you staring at? Have you never seen a woman before?” “I thought I had.” ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2024, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6127 "2024-07-30T14:45:14Z")
I hope that’s not a stutter. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2024, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6128 "2024-07-30T15:07:12Z")
Bones, if I had time, I’d laugh. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2024, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6129 "2024-07-30T20:24:59Z")
Don’t you think I know that?! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2024, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6130 "2024-07-30T20:59:38Z")
Jim, this man is a Klingon! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2024, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6131 "2024-07-31T01:48:43Z")
…Governor Worf is aboard, Captain. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2024, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6132 "2024-07-31T03:08:34Z")
I’m beginning to think I could cure a rainy day! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2024, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6133 "2024-07-31T03:19:32Z")
You were out cold for two weeks. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2024, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6134 "2024-07-31T13:26:20Z")
What a party! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2024, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6135 "2024-07-31T20:26:35Z")
It’s insidious! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2024, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6136 "2024-07-31T23:41:51Z")
Give me a theory, Doctor. Anything. Madness? Mass hysteria? Delusion? ---
**Author:** ![Briny\_Deep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/briny_deep/32/17188_2.png) [@Briny\_Deep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Briny_Deep)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2024, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6137 "2024-08-01T18:31:21Z")
Some calisthenics programs are better than others. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2024, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6138 "2024-08-01T22:46:33Z")
Do you want the pebbles or the mountain? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2024, 9:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6139 "2024-08-02T09:54:27Z")
Better wilted laurels than no laurels at all. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2024, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6140 "2024-08-02T13:14:38Z")
It’s gonna be bumpy and bad. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2024, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6141 "2024-08-02T16:16:28Z")
That is why I will destroy all the remaining Federation planets — starting with yours. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2024, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6142 "2024-08-02T20:04:53Z")
By the book! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2024, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6143 "2024-08-02T22:29:28Z")
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