# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 308
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2024, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6144 "2024-08-03T15:47:29Z")
How’d you like your tea? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2024, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6145 "2024-08-03T19:05:16Z")
Captain, there is a supply of Romulan ale aboard; it might make the evening pass more — smoothly? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2024, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6146 "2024-08-03T22:04:06Z")
It should be _more_ illegal. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2024, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6147 "2024-08-03T22:07:06Z")
Oh, come now: a big, handsome, strapping fellow like you? What can you be afraid of? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2024, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6148 "2024-08-04T13:40:58Z")
``` You travel half way across the galaxy and it's still the same song. ``` ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2024, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6149 "2024-08-04T13:53:16Z")
Maybe I can teach you a lick or two. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2024, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6150 "2024-08-05T15:45:45Z")
May you find your way as pleasant. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2024, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6151 "2024-08-05T22:04:50Z")
Tell you what. I’ll let you get back to work if you can spell “My partner brought me out of a coma and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2024, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6152 "2024-08-05T23:44:44Z")
I got news for you, pal: _I just bought this hotel._ You’re history. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2024, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6153 "2024-08-06T03:29:13Z")
They’ll throw away the key! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2024, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6154 "2024-08-06T04:37:07Z")
Aren’t you arguing for an execution too? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2024, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6155 "2024-08-06T20:37:30Z")
I take it you’re the welcoming committee. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2024, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6156 "2024-08-06T22:19:03Z")
All of those people down there died years before I was born. All of you up here, as well. ---
**Author:** ![Briny\_Deep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/briny_deep/32/17188_2.png) [@Briny\_Deep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Briny_Deep)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2024, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6157 "2024-08-07T00:40:10Z")
I’m at Level 47! (RIP Patti Yasutake) ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2024, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6158 "2024-08-07T00:53:27Z")
Except, now he’ll have to deal with _Lieutenant_ Ogawa. (RIP.) ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2024, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6159 "2024-08-07T01:12:45Z")
Personally, I don’t think I’m ready for that kind of fun. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2024, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6160 "2024-08-07T14:42:18Z")
You’re becoming more human all the time, Data. Now you’re learning how to lie. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2024, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6161 "2024-08-07T14:48:40Z")
What I’ve done is evil, selfish, immoral, unprincipled, illegal. Well, I’ve learned to live with it. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2024, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6162 "2024-08-07T22:31:24Z")
“Say something inspirational. Just don’t make it annoying.” “Ah… Get in there before someone shoots us?” “Okay.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2024, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6163 "2024-08-08T01:06:11Z")
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