# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 309
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2024, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6164 "2024-08-08T13:42:09Z")
A great starship on the far reaches of the galaxy. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2024, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6165 "2024-08-09T02:44:15Z")
They only manufactured five of them. I own four. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2024, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6166 "2024-08-09T15:24:12Z")
There’s so much I want to study and learn. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2024, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6167 "2024-08-09T16:30:18Z")
Well, then, you might be interested to know that I’m about to disprove Schlezholt’s theory of multiple big bangs. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2024, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6168 "2024-08-09T16:57:33Z")
If a war starts here, the blame will be yours. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2024, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6169 "2024-08-09T19:43:58Z")
I’m sorry; I just touched that button right there, and then — _wow!_ ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2024, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6170 "2024-08-10T14:55:05Z")
Do not make yourself another’s jailer. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2024, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6171 "2024-08-10T21:54:52Z")
If we can force him into the corridor while I’m waiting for him, we can put an end to this. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2024, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6172 "2024-08-11T03:06:47Z")
A thousand throats may be cut in one night by a running man! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2024, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6173 "2024-08-11T03:18:08Z")
“I don’t think this is really my style.” “Shut up, kid.” (to Riker) “Tell me more about… my eyes.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2024, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6174 "2024-08-11T08:19:44Z")
“I’m what you see right now: just me, wanting to run away with you… but knowing you’d never leave this damned ship.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2024, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6175 "2024-08-11T20:53:37Z")
I was given a nasal numbing agent. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2024, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6176 "2024-08-11T21:03:18Z")
It tears a body apart — inside out — and very slowly, too, by your ‘phaser’ standards. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2024, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6177 "2024-08-12T02:25:43Z")
Energize. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2024, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6178 "2024-08-12T10:15:22Z")
Whatever you say, sir. Thy will be done. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2024, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6179 "2024-08-12T16:56:49Z")
Turns out you can con a con man. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2024, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6180 "2024-08-12T19:47:02Z")
An entire planet has been terrorized because of the suggestion that you’re going to enslave the population. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2024, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6181 "2024-08-12T20:07:32Z")
A displacement-activated spore hub drive. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2024, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6182 "2024-08-12T20:14:44Z")
The smell? _Bubblegum!_ I’ve preserved the scent! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2024, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6183 "2024-08-12T23:05:01Z")
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