# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 31
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2014, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/602 "2014-10-27T17:36:41Z")
Your world of starship captains doesn’t admit women. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2014, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/603 "2014-10-27T17:43:07Z")
**HA!** “Love” _him_?!? :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2014, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/604 "2014-10-27T19:35:56Z")
“In plain, non-Vulcan English, we’ve been lucky.” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2014, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/605 "2014-10-27T19:46:18Z")
I believe I said that, Doctor! ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2014, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/606 "2014-10-28T00:04:04Z")
“Impossible, Captain.” ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2014, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/607 "2014-10-28T00:18:03Z")
“… Doctor, I’ve seen the captain feverish, sick, drunk, delirious, terrified, overjoyed, boiling mad. But up to now I have never seen him red-faced with hysteria. I know how I’m going to vote.” ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2014, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/608 "2014-10-28T00:29:45Z")
You think we are not smart. We ARE smart. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2014, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/609 "2014-10-28T00:32:12Z")
I’ll never live this down. This Vulcan is telling me how to operate. ---
**Author:** ![Quimby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/22d042/32.png) [@Quimby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quimby)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2014, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/610 "2014-10-28T01:03:41Z")
Twenty Quatloos that all three are untrainable. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2014, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/611 "2014-10-28T04:48:29Z")
A hundred quatloos that the newcomers will have to be destroyed! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2014, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/612 "2014-10-28T13:02:41Z")
You want me to test my theory out on your head? ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2014, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/613 "2014-10-28T14:44:41Z")
Primary mental evolution! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2014, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/614 "2014-10-28T16:40:56Z")
Tell me how your planet looks on a lazy evening when the moon is full. ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2014, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/615 "2014-10-28T17:15:07Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > You want me to test my theory out on your head? THIS was running through my head at some point over the weekend. I didn’t make a note about it, so at some point yesterday I was scratching my head trying to remember what from _The Cage_ or _Menagerie II_ I thought so quotable. Thank you. And now, from the first episode by production number, released essentially unchanged: [Quote again from Star Trek transcripts site, with some minor edits (spacing, ellipses, note of pause) for effect.] DEHNER: I’m sorry. You can’t know what it’s like to be… almost a god. (She dies) KIRK: Enterprise from Captain Kirk, come in. [Bridge] KIRK: Captain’s log, Star date 1313.8. Add to official losses, Doctor Elizabeth Dehner. Be it noted she gave her life in performance of her duty… (brief pause) Lieutenant Commander Gary Mitchell, same notation. I want his service record to end that way. He didn’t ask for what happened to him. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2014, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/616 "2014-10-28T18:47:50Z")
This is not Nancy. If she were Nancy, could she take this? ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2014, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/617 "2014-10-29T00:18:42Z")
“That cat…” ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2014, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/618 "2014-10-29T03:07:04Z")
That, Miss Lincoln, is simply my cat. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2014, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/619 "2014-10-29T03:16:27Z")
You see, their young enter through the ears and wrap themselves around the cerebral cortex. This has the effect of rendering the victim extremely susceptible to suggestion. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2014, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/620 "2014-10-29T03:23:42Z")
Limited telepathic abilities are inherent in Vulcans. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2014, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/621 "2014-10-29T03:40:36Z")
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