# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 310
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2024, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6184 "2024-08-12T23:41:32Z")
Here you have an opportunity to experience something really unique, and you’re wasting it! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2024, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6185 "2024-08-13T02:38:25Z")
“Was that necessary?” “You’re the terrorist. You tell me.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2024, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6186 "2024-08-13T02:44:50Z")
“Captain, the universe is safe.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2024, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6187 "2024-08-13T03:09:08Z")
If you can’t make the big decisions, Commander, I suggest you make room for someone who can. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2024, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6188 "2024-08-13T03:11:18Z")
Look, I’m sorry, but — like you asked me — I do care about my country, and you can’t be CIA. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2024, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6189 "2024-08-13T19:30:52Z")
What manner of beastie is that? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2024, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6190 "2024-08-14T00:22:36Z")
Captain, the Horta is a remarkably intelligent and sensitive creature, with impeccable taste. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2024, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6191 "2024-08-14T13:36:19Z")
These are my trophies. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2024, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6192 "2024-08-14T18:54:06Z")
I’ve added a Veltan Sex Idol to my collection. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2024, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6193 "2024-08-15T14:59:01Z")
Is anybody out there? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2024, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6194 "2024-08-15T15:07:13Z")
_ **Don’t you know‽ Aren’t you God‽** _ ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2024, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6195 "2024-08-16T15:45:31Z")
So, lots of trust there. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2024, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6196 "2024-08-17T02:00:46Z")
If you had an off switch, Doctor, would you not keep it secret? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2024, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6197 "2024-08-17T02:11:30Z")
Data is a toaster. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2024, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6198 "2024-08-17T07:01:08Z")
I’m sorry you never knew the woman Tasha became. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2024, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6199 "2024-08-17T14:07:16Z")
We can still talk to them. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2024, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6200 "2024-08-17T16:06:03Z")
“Tell us your sad story, Kirk. Tell us that you planned to take revenge for the death of your son.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2024, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6201 "2024-08-18T02:16:03Z")
I… have had… enough… of _you!_ ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2024, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6202 "2024-08-18T02:25:40Z")
“You _are_ favored in the ship’s pool.” “You bet on me?” “A sure thing.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2024, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6203 "2024-08-18T11:00:49Z")
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