# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 312
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2024, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6224 "2024-08-25T02:00:32Z")
It’s _vile!_ ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2024, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6225 "2024-08-25T03:25:25Z")
What? So I had too much sauerkraut on my franks that night. What can I say? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2024, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6226 "2024-08-25T13:44:29Z")
How can you love Roger without trusting him? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2024, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6227 "2024-08-25T13:59:53Z")
I hope you don’t judge us by our popular entertainment. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2024, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6228 "2024-08-25T14:12:31Z")
Oh, I can’t wait to see if Blaine’s twin brother is the father of Jessica’s baby. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2024, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6229 "2024-08-26T01:52:32Z")
Ah. The giants. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2024, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6230 "2024-08-26T10:09:01Z")
You’re always looking for good stories, right? Well, I’ve got a real humdinger for you: _the story of my life._ Now, I know you may think I’m young, but I’ve covered a lot of ground and — if I do say so myself — it’d make for some pretty fascinating reading. So, what do you think? ---
**Author:** ![Briny\_Deep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/briny_deep/32/17188_2.png) [@Briny\_Deep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Briny_Deep)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2024, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6231 "2024-08-27T02:42:38Z")
“_I saw you crying._” “_I do not cry._” “_I was there. I saw the tears._” “_You exaggerate, Captain. I recall only one tear._” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2024, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6232 "2024-08-27T03:03:11Z")
I’m a doctor, not a bricklayer! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2024, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6233 "2024-08-27T04:27:29Z")
Bones, prepare a hypo: the fastest, deadliest poison to Vulcans. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2024, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6234 "2024-08-27T20:54:18Z")
How honest? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2024, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6235 "2024-08-27T20:59:28Z")
I’m afraid we can’t reveal _everything_ we know, Mister Seven. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2024, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6236 "2024-08-28T03:46:50Z")
Poetry, Captain? Non-regulation. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2024, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6237 "2024-08-28T04:37:26Z")
Double dumbass on you! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2024, 9:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6238 "2024-08-28T09:29:34Z")
Is it possible that we two — you and I — have grown so old, and so inflexible, that we have outlived our usefulness? Would that constitute a joke? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2024, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6239 "2024-08-28T18:42:24Z")
I hope so. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2024, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6240 "2024-08-28T20:40:53Z")
I just wish we could cloak the stench. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2024, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6241 "2024-08-29T02:48:27Z")
To perfect eyesight and a full head of hair. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2024, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6242 "2024-08-29T03:50:48Z")
You can create people? Without a soul? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2024, 8:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6243 "2024-08-29T08:42:20Z")
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