# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 314
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2024, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6264 "2024-09-03T23:05:05Z")
Riker? Troi? Data? Wait a minute, let me guess: you never heard of any of them. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2024, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6265 "2024-09-04T03:25:12Z")
It is green. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2024, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6266 "2024-09-04T03:27:56Z")
You’ve combed the galaxy and come up with nothing but mono-colored trash, do-gooders and bleeding hearts. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2024, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6267 "2024-09-05T13:08:00Z")
“‘Solids?’” “Our name for mono-forms like you, who will never know the joy of the Great Link.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2024, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6268 "2024-09-05T17:57:27Z")
May you gain knowledge elsewhere. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2024, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6269 "2024-09-05T22:39:08Z")
They have a dream, and you have reality. May you find _your_ way as pleasant. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2024, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6270 "2024-09-05T23:05:05Z")
Anyone can, at any moment, be or do anything he wishes — even to becoming ruler of Platonius, if his mind is strong enough. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2024, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6271 "2024-09-06T03:32:40Z")
Baris: “In my opinion, you have taken this important project far too lightly.” Kirk: “On the contrary, sir. I think of this project as very important. It is _you_ I take lightly.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2024, 10:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6272 "2024-09-06T10:05:55Z")
You _bet_ you do — but after I get through with you, you’re liable to be _sorry_ unless you come across. Hold him here; tell Cirl the Knife to sharpen up his blade. I just might have a job for him. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2024, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6273 "2024-09-08T19:35:18Z")
He had the motive and the opportunity. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2024, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6274 "2024-09-08T19:48:37Z")
They killed your son. Did you not wish Gorkon dead? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2024, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6275 "2024-09-09T02:57:47Z")
He expects the impossible! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2024, 9:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6276 "2024-09-09T09:50:02Z")
Right where I left it, sir. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2024, 10:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6277 "2024-09-09T10:08:26Z")
“Ma’am” is acceptable in a crunch, but I prefer “captain”. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2024, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6278 "2024-09-09T10:09:55Z")
But how on earth can history get past people like me? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2024, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6279 "2024-09-09T19:59:08Z")
Can anyone give me a status report? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2024, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6280 "2024-09-10T05:52:30Z")
“If we don’t help each other, we’ll die here.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2024, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6281 "2024-09-10T19:56:02Z")
There’s been a lab breach. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2024, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6282 "2024-09-11T01:08:33Z")
The Federation, in creating an ultimate weapon, has become a gang of intergalactic criminals. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2024, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6283 "2024-09-11T18:41:59Z")
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