# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 317
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2024, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6324 "2024-09-26T00:40:29Z")
To be human is to be complex; you can’t avoid a little ugliness from within, and from without. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2024, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6325 "2024-09-26T17:40:31Z")
Was the ship what? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2024, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6326 "2024-09-26T23:12:39Z")
Everything that your species finds desirable. Look at me: I am a woman; I am all women. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2024, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6327 "2024-09-27T02:21:36Z")
Shut up, Stella! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2024, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6328 "2024-09-27T02:56:59Z")
What now? You wave your magic wand and destroy my mind, too? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2024, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6329 "2024-09-27T03:01:20Z")
They’ll throw away the key! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2024, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6330 "2024-09-27T08:29:30Z")
Why is the obvious choice all of a sudden the right one? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2024, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6331 "2024-09-27T14:27:04Z")
Grav plate enhanced. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2024, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6332 "2024-09-27T20:04:30Z")
Welcome, my dear Holmes — but not Holmes; and Doctor Watson — but not Watson. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2024, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6333 "2024-09-27T20:44:05Z")
Ain’t love grand? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2024, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6334 "2024-09-28T01:32:02Z")
It is a witticism; a gag; a _bon mot_; a fluctuation of words concluding with a trick ending. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2024, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6335 "2024-09-29T10:50:36Z")
Sorry, sir. I seem to be commenting on everything. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2024, 11:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6336 "2024-09-29T11:09:21Z")
You have no other identity. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2024, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6337 "2024-09-29T18:34:42Z")
What have I done? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2024, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6338 "2024-09-30T02:13:43Z")
Would it surprise you to learn that you have violated the Prime Directive a total of nine times since you took command of the Enterprise? I must say, Captain, it surprised the hell out of me. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2024, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6339 "2024-09-30T02:24:59Z")
Baby needs a new pair of shoes. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2024, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6340 "2024-09-30T02:36:40Z")
Is that why you shot him? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2024, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6341 "2024-09-30T17:38:06Z")
Shouldn’t the surface be frozen solid? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2024, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6342 "2024-09-30T23:36:05Z")
We were attacked by a thermonuclear missile, from a planet which should have no such weapon. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2024, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6343 "2024-10-01T00:15:02Z")
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