# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 318
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2024, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6344 "2024-10-01T00:42:53Z")
Now you know the indignity of being a woman. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2024, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6345 "2024-10-01T18:24:05Z")
Fear of death is what keeps us alive. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2024, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6346 "2024-10-02T00:10:04Z")
Speak for yourself, sir; I plan to live forever. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2024, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6347 "2024-10-02T23:12:38Z")
Hey, you’re having a party here! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2024, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6348 "2024-10-02T23:43:46Z")
Don’t crucify yourself. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2024, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6349 "2024-10-03T01:23:47Z")
“Nice tackle, Bell! Did you play football?” “Baseball, actually.” “I’d hate to be the catcher and see _you_ barrelling towards home plate.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2024, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6350 "2024-10-03T02:04:01Z")
“And yet, you can be in two places at once.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2024, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6351 "2024-10-03T14:49:53Z")
No yelling in the classroom. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2024, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6352 "2024-10-03T15:10:36Z")
I never believed that, and neither did you. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2024, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6353 "2024-10-04T04:00:12Z")
Believe it or not, Worf is developing a sense of humor. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2024, 10:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6354 "2024-10-04T10:04:03Z")
_“I assume your handprint will open the door whether you are conscious or not.”_ ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2024, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6355 "2024-10-04T15:04:53Z")
What was I meant to be? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2024, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6356 "2024-10-04T18:09:40Z")
What we represent to the Q, Commander, are _lowly animals,_ tormented into performing for their amusement. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2024, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6357 "2024-10-05T04:18:26Z")
I weary of the chase. Wait for me. I shall be merciful and quick. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2024, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6358 "2024-10-05T04:22:34Z")
That is not possible; you cannot exist outside this room. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2024, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6359 "2024-10-05T14:26:15Z")
The price is a little too high for me. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2024, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6360 "2024-10-05T14:47:59Z")
You _absolutely_ belong on the Crime Throne! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2024, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6361 "2024-10-06T04:50:34Z")
Doctor, you are a sensualist. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2024, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6362 "2024-10-06T05:22:49Z")
Professor, you are a computer simulation. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2024, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6363 "2024-10-06T13:17:48Z")
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