# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 32
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2014, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/622 "2014-10-29T05:08:09Z")
Well, you do have a knack for giving me difficult choices! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2014, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/623 "2014-10-29T13:23:42Z")
[It is time, methinks, for the Halloween episode…] There is a curse on your ship. Leave this place or you will all die. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2014, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/624 "2014-10-29T14:34:24Z")
Poor poetry. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2014, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/625 "2014-10-30T17:52:08Z")
Shut up, Spock! We’re rescuing you! _Why, thank you, **Captain** :rolleyes: McCoy._ ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2014, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/626 "2014-10-30T18:29:25Z")
Silence! This trial is over. You are guilty. On all counts, you are guilty. And according to your own laws, this court has no choice in fixing punishment. You will hang by the neck, Captain, until you are dead, dead, dead! ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2014, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/627 "2014-10-30T18:37:31Z")
I say! Are you challenging me to a duel?! ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2014, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/628 "2014-10-30T20:20:34Z")
For the record, how do we describe him? Pure mentality? Force of intellect? Embodied energy? Superbeing? He must be classified, sir. God of war, Mister Spock. I hardly find that fitting. Then a small boy, and a very naughty one at that. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2014, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/629 "2014-10-30T21:41:52Z")
Spock, this “child” is about to wipe out every living thing on Earth. Now, what do you suggest we do? Spank it? ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2014, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/630 "2014-10-30T23:08:36Z")
“I hope you’re hungry. They’re serving spiny lobefish today.” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2014, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/631 "2014-10-30T23:46:43Z")
“I’ve been looking forward to gagh. I haven’t had it for quite a while. Very fresh.” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2014, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/632 "2014-10-30T23:48:33Z")
> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#): > > Now, what do you suggest we do? Spank it? Yes! Spank me! No! Me! [Damn, wrong thread…] ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2014, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/633 "2014-10-31T00:03:32Z")
^ ::big thumbs-up smilie:: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2014, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/634 "2014-10-31T00:09:05Z")
Oh, yes! I hate this! It is REVOLTING!..More?..Please! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2014, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/635 "2014-10-31T00:52:46Z")
Mr. Baris, they like you. Well, there’s no accounting for taste. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2014, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/636 "2014-10-31T03:48:42Z")
I meant it should be hauled away AS garbage! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2014, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/637 "2014-10-31T04:11:58Z")
Kirk may be a swaggering, overbearing, tin-plated dictator with delusions of godhood, but he’s not soft. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2014, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/638 "2014-10-31T06:48:00Z")
Take it easy, lad. Everyone’s entitled to an opinion. ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2014, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/639 "2014-10-31T15:35:59Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > [It is time, methinks, for the Halloween episode…] > > There is a curse on your ship. Leave this place or you will all die. > [@terentii](#): > > Poor poetry. ☹ WITCH 1: Captain Kirk! WITCH 2: Captain Kirk! WITCH 3: Captain Kirk! KIRK: Who are you? WITCH 1: Go back! WITCH 2: Go back! WITCH 3: Go back! Remember the curse! WITCH 1: Wind shall rise. WITCH 2: And fog descend. WITCH 3: So leave here, all, or meet your end. (Maniacal cackling as they vanish.) _ **Happy Halloween!** _ ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2014, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/640 "2014-10-31T15:55:45Z")
I forget nothing. I’m not a puppet, Korob, like you. [Ironic, given that, in the FX at the end of the ep., they _were_ puppets…] ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2014, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/641 "2014-10-31T16:14:40Z")
I’ve never thought about it before. The thought excites me. \*You \*excite me! Why? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=31) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=33)