# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 322
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2024, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6424 "2024-10-26T21:53:23Z")
That’s because it hasn’t been invented yet. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2024, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6425 "2024-10-27T03:13:37Z")
What a terrible way to die. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2024, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6426 "2024-10-27T04:24:57Z")
Doctor, I must confess: I am uncertain as to why someone falling into freezing water is _amusing._ ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2024, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6427 "2024-10-27T20:52:34Z")
Perhaps the ship’s stabilizers are not operating at peak efficiency. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2024, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6428 "2024-10-27T21:03:44Z")
**Don’t tell me that again, Science Officer! It’s a _theory._ It’s _possible._ We may go up into the biggest ball of fire since the last sun in these parts exploded — but we’ve got to take that one in ten thousand _chance!_** ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2024, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6429 "2024-10-28T14:34:07Z")
Breaking a Vulcan encryption code would be easier than this. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2024, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6430 "2024-10-29T00:52:06Z")
I thought you were brilliant. You’ve changed. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2024, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6431 "2024-10-29T21:47:02Z")
Well, how do you expect me to type? With my nose? Rest in peace: [Terri Garr | Memory Alpha | Fandom](https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Terri_Garr) ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2024, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6432 "2024-10-29T22:54:38Z")
It is quite tart, sir. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2024, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6433 "2024-11-01T05:21:25Z")
That bought us the time we needed to destroy it; she must have been a remarkable woman. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2024, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6434 "2024-11-01T15:38:21Z")
People try to assassinate me over brunch. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2024, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6435 "2024-11-01T15:51:51Z")
You’re talking about the end of everybody on Earth. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2024, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6436 "2024-11-02T21:08:32Z")
Look how distracting I am! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2024, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6437 "2024-11-03T03:23:28Z")
Perhaps another time. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2024, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6438 "2024-11-03T03:27:53Z")
But that raises an even _worse_ question. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2024, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6439 "2024-11-03T14:13:34Z")
I’m not sure if I believe in destiny. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2024, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6440 "2024-11-03T15:53:36Z")
Look, I told you: I got the territory, and I run it; that’s all. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2024, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6441 "2024-11-04T03:20:03Z")
It was a dark and stormy night. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2024, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6442 "2024-11-04T10:45:24Z")
Hamlet, Act One, Scene Four. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2024, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6443 "2024-11-04T21:08:05Z")
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