# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 324
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2024, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6464 "2024-11-10T21:58:46Z")
I ate before you got here. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2024, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6465 "2024-11-11T15:22:20Z")
These drunks are too sober to brawl. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2024, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6466 "2024-11-11T15:31:10Z")
No one’s threatening their interests; why should they risk their necks? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2024, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6467 "2024-11-11T18:37:50Z")
No matter where I’ve traveled in the galaxy, Jim, this Bridge is more like home than anywhere else. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2024, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6468 "2024-11-11T18:47:17Z")
You’re not quite human, are you? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2024, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6469 "2024-11-11T21:42:57Z")
Still no help for the Klingon. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2024, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6470 "2024-11-12T04:19:21Z")
They ain’t fed me since I got here, and the Sheriff’s been roughin’ up on me somethin’ fierce. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2024, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6471 "2024-11-12T23:34:58Z")
Are you really a changeling? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2024, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6472 "2024-11-13T01:20:32Z")
Your father is the one you should be worried about. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2024, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6473 "2024-11-13T03:25:45Z")
Captain, I _must_ assume command. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2024, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6474 "2024-11-13T04:03:35Z")
…this is just a fantasy. It’s not real. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2024, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6475 "2024-11-13T04:22:47Z")
Our trip into the negative universe gave [the flower] a second life. It gave all of us a second life. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2024, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6476 "2024-11-13T04:34:30Z")
I must say, I feel a little insulted by being left out of such an illustrious group. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2024, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6477 "2024-11-14T15:03:01Z")
Sounds like a Tuvok estimate. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2024, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6478 "2024-11-15T01:09:55Z")
Everything I know, I learned from Quark. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2024, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6479 "2024-11-15T19:05:24Z")
Welcome to Engineering. Watch your step. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2024, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6480 "2024-11-16T03:00:16Z")
In a pig’s eye! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2024, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6481 "2024-11-16T03:25:37Z")
Well, maybe that’s part of the attraction. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2024, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6482 "2024-11-16T15:41:03Z")
It’s a little like Union Station around here. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2024, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6483 "2024-11-16T16:06:14Z")
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