# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 327
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2024, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6524 "2024-11-25T15:17:48Z")
Admiral, we have found a nuclear wessel. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2024, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6525 "2024-11-26T00:03:46Z")
And a distracted policeman is an opportunity. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2024, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6526 "2024-11-26T20:26:28Z")
I don’t need you to interpret the Prime Directive for me, Doctor. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2024, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6527 "2024-11-26T22:26:23Z")
Interesting. Your Earth people glorify organized violence for forty centuries, but you imprison those who employ it privately. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2024, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6528 "2024-11-26T22:28:50Z")
Then I’ll make it so simple that even a Vulcan can understand. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2024, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6529 "2024-11-27T16:35:55Z")
Oo, have you met Medusa? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2024, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6530 "2024-11-27T19:42:45Z")
You keep interrupting, Mr. Evans. That’s considered wrong. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2024, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6531 "2024-11-27T19:49:25Z")
I just got a communiqué from Starfleet congratulating me on my good work, and thanking me for preserving the peace with the Cardassians. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2024, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6532 "2024-11-29T22:40:44Z")
…I did! I really did! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2024, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6533 "2024-11-30T00:14:32Z")
A lot of people are thinking about staying. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2024, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6534 "2024-11-30T02:57:52Z")
“But she was right, peace _was_ the way.” “She was right. But at the wrong time.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2024, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6535 "2024-11-30T03:30:16Z")
“But perhaps the fault lies in ourselves; we were so eager to accept her; each of us, myself included, wanted to see something of Tasha in this woman. We saw more than what was there.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2024, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6536 "2024-11-30T19:37:59Z")
Do you know what that means? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2024, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6537 "2024-11-30T19:51:50Z")
I really would rather not, sir. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2024, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6538 "2024-12-01T00:18:34Z")
There are times I envy you, Mr. Data. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2024, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6539 "2024-12-01T00:26:48Z")
You always said I looked good in a tuxedo. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2024, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6540 "2024-12-02T21:48:36Z")
Can’t wait to find out how the guys botched standing at a transporter. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2024, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6541 "2024-12-03T05:59:19Z")
You’ve never had to watch a patient die from this disease. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2024, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6542 "2024-12-03T21:41:38Z")
Jankom Pog can fix it! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2024, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6543 "2024-12-04T02:02:55Z")
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