# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 328
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2024, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6544 "2024-12-04T22:21:07Z")
Captain, I assure you no one has ever treated me otherwise. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2024, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6545 "2024-12-04T23:07:04Z")
Data, you’re missing the point. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2024, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6546 "2024-12-05T05:05:07Z")
Your agonizer, please. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2024, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6547 "2024-12-05T05:27:08Z")
No, sir; I am not under your — nor anyone else’s — command. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2024, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6548 "2024-12-05T20:04:08Z")
Three thousand meters and closing! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2024, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6549 "2024-12-05T21:50:09Z")
With a sixteen-year gap in my head? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2024, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6550 "2024-12-07T02:40:32Z")
You’re a very agile man, Mister Atoz! Just how many of you are there? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2024, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6551 "2024-12-07T14:30:36Z")
What if I were to tell you that there are only four on this entire planet? Not counting Constable Odo, of course. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2024, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6552 "2024-12-07T19:39:40Z")
Every moment is a test. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2024, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6553 "2024-12-07T21:26:01Z")
And we still can’t even say ‘hello’ to these people. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2024, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6554 "2024-12-08T03:15:00Z")
I am experiencing _nIb’poH_, the feeling I have done this before. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2024, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6555 "2024-12-08T03:35:04Z")
That’s right: you’re doing it right now, you did it before, and you’ll do it again. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2024, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6556 "2024-12-08T19:54:27Z")
You either need a new uniform or a new neck. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2024, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6557 "2024-12-08T20:10:23Z")
I will accept neither of those alternatives, gentlemen. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2024, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6558 "2024-12-09T05:06:17Z")
I have a friend that talks about Earth the same way that you do. Would you like to meet him? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2024, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6559 "2024-12-09T05:08:32Z")
Yes, sir; and will this be a sequel to _“Connecticut Yankee”_, Mister Twain? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2024, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6560 "2024-12-09T17:00:36Z")
Didn’t she just get turned into a futuristic cavewoman? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2024, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6561 "2024-12-10T00:42:40Z")
Yes, I think so. And unusually bright! It’s amazing, isn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2024, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6562 "2024-12-10T05:39:56Z")
How’d you know I was bluffing? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2024, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6563 "2024-12-10T11:13:46Z")
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