# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 33
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2014, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/642 "2014-10-31T16:31:33Z")
How rare, and how beautiful. But so incongruous when spoken by a soldier. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2014, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/643 "2014-10-31T20:25:52Z")
Allow me to … rephrase. Will you join me for dinner? ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2014, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/644 "2014-10-31T20:28:30Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > I forget nothing. I’m not a puppet, Korob, like you. > [Ironic, given that, in the FX at the end of the ep., they _were_ puppets…] Even more ironic: the CGI artists didn’t erase the strings on them (at least not in the remastered episode I saw). ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/645 "2014-10-31T20:43:43Z")
What a cold description for such a beautiful gift. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2014, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/646 "2014-10-31T22:27:26Z")
We could manufacture a ton of these on the _Enterprise_. They mean nothing to us! ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2014, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/647 "2014-11-01T02:01:28Z")
One more for Halloween, along the lines of may last post, but from a _Simpsons_ Halloween special: MARRRGE… MARRRGE… Homie, is that you? Yessss MARRRGE… Oh, Homie, do you have to talk that way? It’s creepy. (Ponders a moment) Not really. (And he goes on to say what he was going to say like a living person…) 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2014, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/648 "2014-11-01T03:55:51Z")
Is that from some _Star Trek/Simpsons_ crossover episode we haven’t seen yet…? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2014, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/649 "2014-11-01T04:04:55Z")
> [@terentii](#): > > We could manufacture a ton of these on the _Enterprise_. They mean nothing to us! That sounds like Berman and Bragga IRL ! ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2014, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/650 "2014-11-01T05:35:28Z")
Gagh is always best when served live. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2014, 8:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/651 "2014-11-01T08:47:06Z")
Are you familiar with the Klingon proverb “Revenge is a dish best served cold”? ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2014, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/652 "2014-11-01T13:00:21Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > Is that from some _Star Trek/Simpsons_ crossover episode we haven’t seen yet…? No, there is none… BUT THANKS FOR THE IDEA! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2014, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/653 "2014-11-01T13:08:13Z")
How can you get a permit to do a damn illegal thing!? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2014, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/654 "2014-11-01T14:40:36Z")
How do we know he didn’t invent the thing! ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2014, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/655 "2014-11-01T15:54:52Z")
I know what time it is. I don’t need a bloomin’ cuckoo clock! ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2014, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/656 "2014-11-01T19:28:48Z")
SULU: Seven minutes and forty five seconds. BAILEY: He’s doing a countdown! ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2014, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/657 "2014-11-01T19:35:23Z")
Bailey, you’re relieved! ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2014, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/658 "2014-11-01T19:52:01Z")
MCCOY: … Now that’s no bluff. KIRK: Any time you can bluff me, Doctor – ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2014, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/659 "2014-11-01T22:02:07Z")
Vulcans never bluff. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2014, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/660 "2014-11-01T23:55:35Z")
Have I ever mentioned you play very annoying chess, Mr Spock? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2014, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/661 "2014-11-02T04:00:56Z")
Not chess, Mr. Spock. Poker! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=32) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=34)