# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 330
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2024, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6584 "2024-12-17T05:27:36Z")
Perhaps another time. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2024, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6585 "2024-12-17T12:44:38Z")
Of course, they say that every day; it’s one of the little games they like to play. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2024, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6586 "2024-12-17T22:33:08Z")
Don’t get your Prime Directives in a bunch. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2024, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6587 "2024-12-18T19:32:42Z")
I assure you, when it comes to the Obsidian Order, nothing is impossible. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2024, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6588 "2024-12-18T20:46:35Z")
Well, it looks like you just saved my life. Twice more and we’ll be even. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2024, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6589 "2024-12-19T00:24:25Z")
Maybe I can help you get your diploma. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2024, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6590 "2024-12-19T15:16:23Z")
Anyway, it’s the things you can’t see that I’d be worried about. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2024, 10:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6591 "2024-12-20T10:25:35Z")
All right then; how’s your thirteenth chromosome? Missing a couple of base pairs in gene one-seventy-eight? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2024, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6592 "2024-12-20T20:03:14Z")
Kelvin, have you double-checked those readings? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2024, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6593 "2024-12-21T02:40:01Z")
No, but I’d like to; that was the whole point of this mission. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2024, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6594 "2024-12-21T06:14:01Z")
Intelligence does not necessarily require bulk, Mr. Scott. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2024, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6595 "2024-12-21T16:12:29Z")
Get it off of me! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2024, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6596 "2024-12-21T23:51:37Z")
If it wanted to get to know me better, it should have just asked me out for a drink. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2024, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6597 "2024-12-22T19:32:06Z")
Haven’t you ever been afraid of a ghost? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2024, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6598 "2024-12-22T19:45:14Z")
I don’t think I want to talk about what I think you mean. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2024, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6599 "2024-12-23T03:07:59Z")
It’s green. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2024, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6600 "2024-12-23T09:27:30Z")
Mister Worf, are the photons ready? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2024, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6601 "2024-12-24T00:19:43Z")
I’ll suit up. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2024, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6602 "2024-12-24T03:45:41Z")
It’s the way your left eyebrow raises when you’re bluffing. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2024, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6603 "2024-12-24T04:00:15Z")
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