# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 331
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2024, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6604 "2024-12-24T21:17:40Z")
All hands, brace for weird! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2024, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6605 "2024-12-25T02:29:22Z")
I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter in my grandmother’s journal… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2024, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6606 "2024-12-25T05:16:48Z")
This is highly improbable. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2024, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6607 "2024-12-25T11:34:32Z")
But we’re not here. Neither of us. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2024, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6608 "2024-12-25T21:34:12Z")
We’re in Mars orbit. All systems functioning. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2024, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6609 "2024-12-25T21:54:31Z")
You fool, look around you! The planet’s destroying itself! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2024, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6610 "2024-12-26T02:08:35Z")
Back us off, Ensign. Nice and slow. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2024, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6611 "2024-12-26T02:28:21Z")
Mister Spock, we’re at Warp Eleven Point Two — and accelerating. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2024, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6612 "2024-12-26T15:35:08Z")
“Put this on.” “Why?” “Because if you do not, I will kill you.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2024, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6613 "2024-12-26T17:17:33Z")
“Have you forgotten my headaches, darling? I get them when you talk strangely like this.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2024, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6614 "2024-12-26T20:06:06Z")
Be good, Philippa. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2024, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6615 "2024-12-26T20:20:16Z")
It is my sole purpose in life. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2024, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6616 "2024-12-27T03:43:00Z")
This is going to sound pretty wild. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2024, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6617 "2024-12-27T11:21:45Z")
I see what you mean, but then you’d have whole armies of Don Juans to fight off — and me, too! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2024, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6618 "2024-12-27T12:10:37Z")
You know, I’ve never seen a sunrise–at least, not the way you see it. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2024, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6619 "2024-12-27T14:41:41Z")
I find that it helps me _think._ But the real surprise is: I _enjoy_ it so much. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2024, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6620 "2024-12-27T19:09:09Z")
It appears to be a probe of some kind, but there is no Starfleet record of this shape or design. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2024, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6621 "2024-12-27T22:10:47Z")
Oh, yeah — and it’s full of gold, too. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2024, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6622 "2024-12-28T15:56:16Z")
Are you feeling all right? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2024, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6623 "2024-12-28T16:18:53Z")
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