# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 332
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2024, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6624 "2024-12-28T20:25:06Z")
I assure you, I am _quite_ fertile. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2024, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6625 "2024-12-28T20:49:48Z")
Your unsuitability has condemned the Talosian race to eventual death. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2024, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6626 "2024-12-29T04:26:24Z")
Sometimes I think there’s no pleasing you. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2024, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6627 "2024-12-29T14:06:45Z")
My impression is that your race is not yet ready to understand us, Captain. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2024, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6628 "2024-12-29T20:45:42Z")
Starfleet Command doesn’t acknowledge its existence. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2024, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6629 "2024-12-29T20:58:30Z")
But — don’t you see? — _that’s the lie._ ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2024, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6630 "2024-12-29T21:52:11Z")
Whew, emotions are intense without a dopamine inhibitor. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2024, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6631 "2024-12-29T21:59:30Z")
All I have is a bottle of very, very, very old Scotch. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2024, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6632 "2024-12-30T03:53:02Z")
Kill you all! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2024, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6633 "2024-12-30T16:30:35Z")
Find me…before they do. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2024, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6634 "2024-12-30T16:37:24Z")
Just keep your elbow low when you throw the right, and don’t come in too straight; you’ll be okay. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2024, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6635 "2024-12-31T19:21:10Z")
If we don’t find a way out of chaotic space soon, we’re going to die here. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2024, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6636 "2024-12-31T19:35:49Z")
Start checking the impossible. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2025, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6637 "2025-01-01T00:29:49Z")
Our baby would have been so beautiful… ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2025, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6638 "2025-01-02T17:04:46Z")
Get out of our way. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2025, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6639 "2025-01-02T17:21:02Z")
How can you be comfortable watching people die? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2025, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6640 "2025-01-03T05:05:53Z")
This is a very complex set of variables to coordinate, Doctor. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2025, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6641 "2025-01-03T12:16:55Z")
Is this how you plan to gain my trust? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2025, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6642 "2025-01-03T13:44:52Z")
And so, when the others come, you can _die_ with all the rest of them. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2025, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6643 "2025-01-03T21:29:01Z")
Jim, when I requested to Spock that it was time for his routine check-up, your logical, unemotional First Officer turned to me and said, “You will cease to pry into my personal matters, Doctor, or I will certainly break your neck!” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=331) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112.md?page=333)