# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 334
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2025, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6664 "2025-01-06T13:34:52Z")
And have you noticed how you and I are now on a first-name basis? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2025, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6665 "2025-01-06T16:35:02Z")
What is the lunch special today? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2025, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6666 "2025-01-06T18:54:34Z")
What you want is unimportant right now. What you will _get_ is what is required by the book. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2025, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6667 "2025-01-07T06:22:33Z")
_“And, henceforth, a dessert course shall precede and follow every meal — including breakfast.”_ ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2025, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6668 "2025-01-07T16:17:57Z")
Coast on our current momentum, I guess. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2025, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6669 "2025-01-07T16:23:00Z")
Well, sir, according to these calculations, we’ve not only left our own galaxy, but passed through two others, ending up on the far side of Triangulum. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2025, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6670 "2025-01-07T18:36:00Z")
How basic shall I be? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2025, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6671 "2025-01-09T20:38:10Z")
Did you say _I’m_ a man of curious habits? Jim’s talking to a table. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2025, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6672 "2025-01-10T02:16:10Z")
I have the ability to act like a lens which focuses thought. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2025, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6673 "2025-01-10T17:13:19Z")
She wishes to come alongside, and lock on. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2025, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6674 "2025-01-10T17:23:29Z")
Here it comes. ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2025, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6675 "2025-01-10T20:23:04Z")
I was supposed to be the national widow. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2025, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6676 "2025-01-11T15:48:25Z")
And at the instant of death, Lutan, a mating agreement _dissolves._ ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2025, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6677 "2025-01-11T16:42:10Z")
Sir, we won’t leave you behind! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2025, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6678 "2025-01-12T04:09:17Z")
All of my old friends look like doctors. All of his look like you. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2025, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6679 "2025-01-12T10:48:25Z")
In a day, I will bond with a man I’ve never met, and I will turn myself into what he wants me to be — for the rest of my life. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2025, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6680 "2025-01-12T20:56:37Z")
A child! How did he get there? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2025, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6681 "2025-01-12T21:44:19Z")
I don’t know; and, to be honest, I don’t much care what happens a hundred years from now. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2025, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6682 "2025-01-13T03:09:16Z")
For an ear infection? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2025, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6683 "2025-01-13T15:05:08Z")
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