# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 335
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2025, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6684 "2025-01-13T17:45:08Z")
I see. When do you plan on going back to work? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2025, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6685 "2025-01-14T19:47:45Z")
Roger, coming in. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2025, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6686 "2025-01-15T03:22:03Z")
The tractor beam will not be successful. I am decompressing the Main Shuttlebay. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2025, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6687 "2025-01-15T03:34:18Z")
Buddy, I’ve been hanging out in bars for twenty years; I ain’t never seen a stunt like that! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2025, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6688 "2025-01-15T17:24:20Z")
If I jumped every time a light flashed around here, I’d end up talking to myself. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2025, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6689 "2025-01-15T19:13:42Z")
Praxis is their key energy production facility. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2025, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6690 "2025-01-16T02:56:09Z")
One photon torpedo would have ended their war. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2025, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6691 "2025-01-16T05:55:48Z")
Joke’s on _you,_ man! I _love_ the brig! I’m going to my _favorite place!_ ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2025, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6692 "2025-01-16T14:47:05Z")
Hold on! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2025, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6693 "2025-01-16T21:26:24Z")
Your agonizer, please. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2025, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6694 "2025-01-17T02:00:23Z")
It’s all yours, baby — and there’s more where that came from! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2025, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6695 "2025-01-17T19:12:44Z")
I see where the Federation puts its pennies. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2025, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6696 "2025-01-17T19:41:22Z")
You got this. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2025, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6697 "2025-01-18T12:02:17Z")
I’m trying to thread a needle with a sledgehammer. What am I supposed to do? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2025, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6698 "2025-01-18T15:23:28Z")
Captain, the lower decks will be first to take structural damage. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2025, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6699 "2025-01-19T01:01:01Z")
It’s conceivable that is the very reason that we’ve been assigned to this vessel. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2025, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6700 "2025-01-19T14:51:50Z")
Long-range sensors are still off-line. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2025, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6701 "2025-01-19T14:57:20Z")
I was born blind; I’ve always been this way. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2025, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6702 "2025-01-19T19:44:54Z")
Congratulations. You look like a fucking scratching post. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2025, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6703 "2025-01-19T20:02:28Z")
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