# Random Star Trek Quotes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Tags:** star-trek-paramount\
**Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 337

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2025, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6724 "2025-01-27T14:56:37Z")

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Captain Kirk, who are you to say no harm was done?

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2025, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6725 "2025-01-27T16:48:17Z")

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Well, I had to see it to believe it.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2025, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6726 "2025-01-28T02:51:02Z")

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Perhaps you should beam aboard our ship. There’s something we need to discuss.

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2025, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6727 "2025-01-28T03:03:58Z")

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You make it sound like I’m a hologram.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2025, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6728 "2025-01-28T19:55:08Z")

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All power sources locked in, Mr. Scott.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2025, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6729 "2025-01-28T20:09:51Z")

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I hear them. I hear them all. And I sense an insatiable hunger.

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2025, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6730 "2025-01-29T03:02:18Z")

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Well, if you ask me, that was a pretty convincing seagull.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2025, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6731 "2025-01-29T16:42:09Z")

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It’s a people problem.

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2025, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6732 "2025-01-30T01:54:40Z")

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We heard they beat the hell out of you.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2025, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6733 "2025-01-30T18:27:16Z")

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Get in, get out, no noise.

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2025, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6734 "2025-01-31T01:29:06Z")

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I just might do that. But first, I’m gonna need to raise me some cash.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2025, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6735 "2025-01-31T12:29:09Z")

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Somebody’s got to keep it lively, right?

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2025, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6736 "2025-01-31T13:11:50Z")

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You’re not exactly the most lovable person in the galaxy. You’re not even the most lovable person in this sector. Or on the station. Or even in this room. You’re cold — rigid — remote. Can I leave now?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2025, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6737 "2025-02-01T04:06:59Z")

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I don’t care if he’s JFK. It’s not the other guy you have to worry about, it’s you!

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2025, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6738 "2025-02-01T05:04:01Z")

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We will miss you, Odo. But you will miss us even more.

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2025, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6739 "2025-02-01T13:09:06Z")

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Well, if there’s anything I can do to help relieve your guilt, please let me know.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2025, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6740 "2025-02-01T15:53:11Z")

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Perkiness is disgusting.

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2025, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6741 "2025-02-01T16:17:36Z")

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Yes, that is one possible definition.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2025, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6742 "2025-02-02T03:17:50Z")

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Perhaps another time.

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2025, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6743 "2025-02-02T12:21:37Z")

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We may be seeing Earth’s distant future.

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