# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 338
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2025, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6744 "2025-02-02T19:18:36Z")
Oh, I’m sure you believed that. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2025, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6745 "2025-02-03T00:55:33Z")
But if what you suspect is true, then I’m guilty; I should be punished. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2025, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6746 "2025-02-03T01:08:13Z")
Kiss it, baby it, flatter it if you have to, but keep it going! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2025, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6747 "2025-02-03T01:14:54Z")
That’s the same kind of nonsense that almost destroyed planet Omicron IV. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2025, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6748 "2025-02-03T01:52:12Z")
I consider the entire conversation as something… best forgotten. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2025, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6749 "2025-02-03T02:06:56Z")
You’re lucky you made it back at all, sir. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2025, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6750 "2025-02-03T05:25:07Z")
Your agonizer, Mr. Kyle. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2025, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6751 "2025-02-03T12:17:41Z")
I ain’t interested in your orders; from now on, you’re gonna take orders from me! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2025, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6752 "2025-02-04T04:24:18Z")
So you die, Captain, and we all move up in rank. No one will question the assassination of a captain who has disobeyed prime orders of the Empire. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2025, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6753 "2025-02-04T04:46:47Z")
This is an explosive, the most powerful one in history; if I were to drop this flask, the resulting explosion would vaporize this planet. Now do you see why it is _ridiculous_ to resist me? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2025, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6754 "2025-02-04T21:05:48Z")
I will take your orders. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2025, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6755 "2025-02-05T03:55:00Z")
Your blood pressure is practically nonexistent, assuming you call that green stuff in your veins blood. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2025, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6756 "2025-02-05T10:37:08Z")
We’ve been through all that, Doctor; what’s the point of rehashing that subject? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2025, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6757 "2025-02-05T20:13:23Z")
Peace and quiet appeals to me, Lieutenant. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2025, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6758 "2025-02-06T10:32:10Z")
While, somewhere, something sits back and laughs and starts it all over again. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2025, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6759 "2025-02-06T15:22:12Z")
Thrusters on full. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2025, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6760 "2025-02-06T19:50:57Z")
“Shuttle en route.” “Position, Bird of Prey?” “…Closing.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2025, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6761 "2025-02-07T04:25:27Z")
“Course of asteroid — I mean, _‘spaceship’_ — two four one, mark one seven.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2025, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6762 "2025-02-07T14:41:17Z")
You know, you’re causing a lot of trouble. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2025, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6763 "2025-02-07T14:44:43Z")
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