# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 339
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2025, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6764 "2025-02-08T16:08:41Z")
Look, I know this is going to sound a little funny, but… how long have I been coming to this coffee shop? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2025, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6765 "2025-02-09T01:52:54Z")
About four billion years. And now you desert me to pollute the Continuum with the DNA of this narrow little being! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2025, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6766 "2025-02-09T04:35:43Z")
So we’re going down to recontaminate them. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2025, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6767 "2025-02-09T12:56:41Z")
What wonderful arrogance! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2025, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6768 "2025-02-09T22:15:27Z")
Anyone tries to badmouth Captain Archer in front of me is gonna get an earful, in any language they want. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2025, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6769 "2025-02-09T22:25:19Z")
But the ear is one of our most erogenous zones. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2025, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6770 "2025-02-10T03:50:52Z")
You haven’t got the _lobes_. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2025, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6771 "2025-02-10T12:08:40Z")
I appreciate your telling me, but I’m quite sure that the two of you will find some way to deal with the situation. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2025, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6772 "2025-02-10T16:16:03Z")
Get to work. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2025, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6773 "2025-02-10T16:32:17Z")
With all due respect, sir, it would be helpful if we knew exactly what we were looking for. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2025, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6774 "2025-02-11T02:15:43Z")
So, you wanted to throw me out an airlock, did you? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2025, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6775 "2025-02-11T02:59:54Z")
Normally I would agree with you, but this time I feel that somehow it is different. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2025, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6776 "2025-02-11T03:31:47Z")
Is that a girl? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2025, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6777 "2025-02-11T04:00:57Z")
In all honesty, Captain, the thought has occurred to me. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2025, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6778 "2025-02-11T20:38:23Z")
They’ll lead us right to their puppet master. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2025, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6779 "2025-02-11T20:52:42Z")
That’s a girl. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2025, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6780 "2025-02-11T23:58:31Z")
That’s the Data that I remember! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2025, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6781 "2025-02-12T14:34:10Z")
You have the wrong Philippa Georgiou. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2025, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6782 "2025-02-12T14:46:59Z")
You have to realize, sir, this isn’t exactly my area of expertise. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2025, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6783 "2025-02-12T22:35:12Z")
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