# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 34
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2014, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/662 "2014-11-02T07:06:00Z")
A very interesting game, this … poker. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2014, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/663 "2014-11-02T16:52:24Z")
Its commander is not one to repeat a mistake. ---
**Author:** ![Icerigger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icerigger/32/432_2.png) [@Icerigger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icerigger)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2014, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/664 "2014-11-02T18:47:40Z")
Full Astern! Emergency warp speed!! ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2014, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/665 "2014-11-02T19:25:43Z")
He’s a sorcerer, that one. He reads the thoughts in my brain. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2014, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/666 "2014-11-02T21:28:33Z")
I’ll kill you, you filthy traitor! I’ll kill you! I’ll kill you! ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2014, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/667 "2014-11-02T21:31:48Z")
… limited range! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2014, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/668 "2014-11-03T08:21:26Z")
I was unprepared for his attack. I instinctively used the Vulcan Death Grip. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2014, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/669 "2014-11-03T15:35:11Z")
Touch me again, and this small box will kill you. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2014, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/670 "2014-11-03T15:47:19Z")
They carry fireboxes! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2014, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/671 "2014-11-03T16:14:49Z")
Others prefer their warfare more open. More… honest. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2014, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/672 "2014-11-03T16:33:57Z")
**[SHRUGS]** It is a tool. We use it. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2014, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/673 "2014-11-03T18:01:40Z")
Since before your sun burned hot in space and before your race was born, I have awaited a question. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2014, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/674 "2014-11-03T18:30:48Z")
Are you machine, or being? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2014, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/675 "2014-11-03T19:38:14Z")
I see no reason for answers to be couched in riddles. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2014, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/676 "2014-11-03T19:40:49Z")
Certain you don’t know what irritation is? ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2014, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/677 "2014-11-03T19:56:21Z")
I answer as simply as your level of understanding permits. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2014, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/678 "2014-11-03T20:46:31Z")
I am both. And neither. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2014, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/679 "2014-11-03T21:30:34Z")
Well, at least I lived long enough to hear that! ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2014, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/680 "2014-11-03T22:23:57Z")
**no kill i!** ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2014, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/681 "2014-11-04T00:42:02Z")
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