# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 340
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2025, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6784 "2025-02-12T23:55:12Z")
Condition Green. Kirk out. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2025, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6785 "2025-02-13T01:52:16Z")
Captain, maybe _not_ acting is what causes the destruction of mankind. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2025, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6786 "2025-02-13T15:10:20Z")
Don’t tell me that was any meteor shower. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2025, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6787 "2025-02-13T23:49:31Z")
is, in essence, an eruption of anti-time. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2025, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6788 "2025-02-14T15:17:36Z")
So, in the interest of efficiency, shall we just fast forward? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2025, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6789 "2025-02-14T21:17:21Z")
Right. How does it end? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2025, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6790 "2025-02-15T21:44:30Z")
Going fast is kind of my thing. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2025, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6791 "2025-02-16T03:14:31Z")
Space still contains infinite unknowns. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2025, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6792 "2025-02-16T12:02:14Z")
I’m hitting it, Captain, but we’re not moving. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2025, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6793 "2025-02-16T12:25:26Z")
“Captain’s Log: _any time entry is meaningless._ We have no choice but to repeat the same warp experiment, but with one variation: a principal part of this warp formula will be the thoughts of everyone aboard the Enterprise. We have no idea exactly how this works.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2025, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6794 "2025-02-17T15:12:16Z")
Deceive us? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2025, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6795 "2025-02-17T19:38:53Z")
Is there in truth no beauty? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2025, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6796 "2025-02-17T19:39:11Z")
For the world is hollow and I have touched the sky. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2025, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6797 "2025-02-17T19:39:37Z")
Joy be with you. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2025, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6798 "2025-02-17T19:45:31Z")
What if those hallucinations are being induced for a purpose? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2025, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6799 "2025-02-18T02:11:06Z")
Get off me! You don’t rank me and you don’t have pointed ears. So just get off my neck! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2025, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6800 "2025-02-18T02:37:20Z")
But you have now committed what our laws regard as ‘an attack upon us.’ ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2025, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6801 "2025-02-18T18:40:51Z")
Captain, a while ago, I saw well, birds, a whole flock of them. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2025, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6802 "2025-02-18T22:48:18Z")
You mean _kidneys,_ don’t you? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2025, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6803 "2025-02-19T19:33:04Z")
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