# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 341
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2025, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6804 "2025-02-20T11:45:21Z")
To deny the facts would be illogical, Doctor. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2025, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6805 "2025-02-20T14:53:41Z")
Save as many of my people as you can. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2025, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6806 "2025-02-20T15:01:13Z")
You know, I don’t spend nearly enough time on the holodeck; I should take my own advice, and go there to relax. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2025, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6807 "2025-02-23T23:23:04Z")
That’s me. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2025, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6808 "2025-02-24T20:14:53Z")
I know engineers. They love to change things. ---
**Author:** ![Jasmine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jasmine/32/2964_2.png) [@Jasmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasmine)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2025, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6809 "2025-02-24T20:17:05Z")
Dr. Pulaski: “Data, data, what’s the difference?” Lt. Com. Data: “One is correct, the other is not.” I’ve utilized that quote on several occasions. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2025, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6810 "2025-02-24T20:35:51Z")
I will find a new bartender. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2025, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6811 "2025-02-25T04:30:34Z")
It’s a pretty big decision, Jean-Luc. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2025, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6812 "2025-02-25T22:23:59Z")
I still don’t believe in time travel. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2025, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6813 "2025-02-25T23:23:00Z")
This goo is you! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2025, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6814 "2025-02-26T04:21:52Z")
It means you’ve got a talented tongue. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2025, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6815 "2025-02-26T20:15:31Z")
37, to be exact. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2025, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6816 "2025-02-26T20:55:51Z")
Sometimes I think the only reason I come here is to listen to these wonderful speeches of yours. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2025, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6817 "2025-02-26T21:04:01Z")
This guy SUCKS! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2025, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6818 "2025-02-27T01:14:34Z")
Because it always _works,_ Worf. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2025, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6819 "2025-02-27T15:14:37Z")
Virgil, get to the point. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2025, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6820 "2025-02-28T11:07:07Z")
“The beast at Tanagra; Uzani, his army; Shaka, when the walls fell.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2025, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6821 "2025-02-28T16:02:21Z")
And you’ll need all the help you can get. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2025, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6822 "2025-02-28T21:30:07Z")
Everything was normal and then, suddenly, it’s like the laws of physics went right out the window. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2025, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6823 "2025-03-01T02:51:43Z")
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