# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 343
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2025, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6844 "2025-03-09T11:35:07Z")
Yes. So here you are. Feeding on your own loneliness. Consumed by your own pain. Believing your own lies. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2025, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6845 "2025-03-09T15:58:08Z")
I’m working to get them back. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2025, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6846 "2025-03-09T21:55:52Z")
I expect you to always come charging to my rescue. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2025, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6847 "2025-03-10T02:41:15Z")
Har_court!_ Harcourt Fenton Mudd! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2025, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6848 "2025-03-10T09:28:21Z")
How I long for a gun. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2025, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6849 "2025-03-10T14:24:22Z")
Captain! I’m picking up another ship! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2025, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6850 "2025-03-11T01:30:54Z")
Come on, Benny; it’s just a photo. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2025, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6851 "2025-03-11T02:07:20Z")
Who needs rational when your toes curl? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2025, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6852 "2025-03-11T02:39:42Z")
And that means I need to walk with a cane. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2025, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6853 "2025-03-11T03:50:29Z")
Just tell me there’s some chocolate here. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2025, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6854 "2025-03-11T03:58:51Z")
Everything’s exactly where it should be, except us. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2025, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6855 "2025-03-11T13:49:51Z")
Am I discerning a personal problem here, gentlemen? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2025, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6856 "2025-03-11T22:57:51Z")
Mister Spock has orders to kill you, Captain; he will ‘succeed’ — _apparently._ You will also appear to have killed _him_ — after a ‘fierce battle.’ Regrettable, but it will leave me in command. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2025, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6857 "2025-03-12T03:40:25Z")
Bones, I want the impossible checked out, too. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2025, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6858 "2025-03-12T11:34:13Z")
Begging your pardon, sir, but if you were that kind of captain, we wouldn’t be having this conversation. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2025, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6859 "2025-03-12T12:14:19Z")
Look, you’re preaching to the choir, here; why don’t you get to the point? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2025, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6860 "2025-03-13T13:56:10Z")
We don’t do funny. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2025, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6861 "2025-03-13T15:53:25Z")
Bitter experience has taught me it’s a fundamental truth. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2025, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6862 "2025-03-14T03:14:30Z")
Would you please… sit… _down_. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2025, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6863 "2025-03-14T13:20:29Z")
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