# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 344
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2025, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6864 "2025-03-14T18:24:20Z")
Was that your version of a pep talk? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2025, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6865 "2025-03-14T18:35:37Z")
[I don’t know. Do you? Do you? Do you? Well, that’s the question you have to answer.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lX3CpHa4sUs) ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2025, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6866 "2025-03-15T14:20:50Z")
What have I done? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2025, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6867 "2025-03-15T16:39:17Z")
You have deliberately invited the death penalty; you’ve not only finished yourself, Spock, but you’ve finished your Captain as well. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2025, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6868 "2025-03-16T13:39:32Z")
You must be Q. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2025, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6869 "2025-03-16T13:46:55Z")
What business could you possibly have with that disgusting little troll? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2025, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6870 "2025-03-16T22:10:58Z")
It’s _vile._ ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2025, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6871 "2025-03-16T22:16:31Z")
Obviously my associates have more sophisticated tastes than what you’re used to. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2025, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6872 "2025-03-16T23:55:29Z")
I’ll explain later. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2025, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6873 "2025-03-17T13:25:38Z")
Now that’s what I call a ride! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2025, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6874 "2025-03-17T13:40:45Z")
Let’s see what she’s got. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2025, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6875 "2025-03-17T14:30:00Z")
NCC 1701. No bloody A, B, C, or D. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2025, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6876 "2025-03-17T23:43:20Z")
Nice place you have here, Mister Pike. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2025, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6877 "2025-03-18T18:40:11Z")
Position undetermined. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2025, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6878 "2025-03-18T22:25:49Z")
And if it is changed, Captain, you and I and all that we know might not even exist. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2025, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6879 "2025-03-19T12:35:25Z")
Computer, describe the universe. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2025, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6880 "2025-03-19T12:47:24Z")
“Bring us in a little closer, Lieutenant Ortegas.” “How close? First date, or third date?” “Blind date.” “Copy. Proceeding with caution, captain.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2025, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6881 "2025-03-19T18:27:39Z")
Emits light when charged. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2025, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6882 "2025-03-20T00:23:32Z")
Sensors can’t scan it and transporters can’t lock on to it. Maybe this is some kind of dark-matter lifeform. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2025, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6883 "2025-03-20T12:23:27Z")
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