# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 345
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2025, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6884 "2025-03-20T13:53:08Z")
All of us have had these assignments, Doctor. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2025, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6885 "2025-03-20T23:04:38Z")
Which is why I don’t like space exploration. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2025, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6886 "2025-03-21T13:38:20Z")
We’re being hailed again, Captain. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2025, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6887 "2025-03-21T13:39:54Z")
Put him onscreen ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2025, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6888 "2025-03-21T16:39:56Z")
Captain, these are Romulans. They are without honor. They killed my parents, in an attack on Khitomer, when they were supposed to be our allies. They believe humans and Klingons are a waste of skin. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2025, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6889 "2025-03-22T13:39:32Z")
It was only strawberry gelatin. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2025, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6890 "2025-03-22T18:50:14Z")
Banana, hot. Banana, hot. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2025, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6891 "2025-03-23T04:03:42Z")
Tea, Earl Grey, hot. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2025, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6892 "2025-03-23T13:54:59Z")
Not if we can find out what they’re hiding in time. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2025, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6893 "2025-03-23T15:38:46Z")
It would still get us. It would just take a little longer. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2025, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6894 "2025-03-23T18:10:30Z")
You have the Bridge… what’s left of it. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2025, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6895 "2025-03-24T00:53:14Z")
Destroy that probe, sir! Now! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2025, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6896 "2025-03-24T01:10:36Z")
The resonator cannot be stopped by phasers and shields — but it can be defeated by _peace._ ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2025, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6897 "2025-03-24T04:24:31Z")
Out there, thataway. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2025, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6898 "2025-03-24T13:59:38Z")
I work with my best friends. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2025, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6899 "2025-03-24T18:43:22Z")
…and you must tell him he is a good cat. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2025, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6900 "2025-03-24T23:39:26Z")
From any particular point of view, sir? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2025, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6901 "2025-03-25T20:54:39Z")
Yes, probably. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2025, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6902 "2025-03-25T22:13:15Z")
Is penetration possible? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2025, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6903 "2025-03-26T17:55:21Z")
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