# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 346
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2025, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6904 "2025-03-27T00:10:37Z")
I will _feed_ him. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2025, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6905 "2025-03-27T00:25:04Z")
I’m a very good waitress. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2025, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6906 "2025-03-27T01:20:17Z")
He’s _biting_ that female! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2025, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6907 "2025-03-27T01:29:40Z")
A dissatisfied customer? ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2025, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6908 "2025-03-27T04:31:56Z")
OK, I need to know the source of that one. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2025, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6909 "2025-03-27T10:51:42Z")
[![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/RFBu-R0qRYw/hqdefault.jpg?sqp=-oaymwEmCOADEOgC8quKqQMa8AEB-AHOBYAC4AOKAgwIABABGHIgUyg0MA8=&rs=AOn4CLDmQvUg9QDQ1-zgaHiYimAIa0kTKQ "Star Trek: The Next Generation (He's Biting That Female)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFBu-R0qRYw) ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2025, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6910 "2025-03-27T14:46:36Z")
Kalamakazoo! Saturday! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2025, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6911 "2025-03-27T20:39:10Z")
It wouldn’t be much good without it. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2025, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6912 "2025-03-28T03:46:49Z")
Away! Away, spirit! And let honest men approach. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2025, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6913 "2025-03-28T14:01:00Z")
We will maintain your life-support conditions while you return to your ship. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2025, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6914 "2025-03-28T16:53:00Z")
How can that be, from a planet with no people? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2025, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6915 "2025-03-29T02:48:53Z")
Now _that’s_ what I like. Let the _women_ work, too! Universal suffrage! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2025, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6916 "2025-03-29T02:59:13Z")
Well, I got to say, it’s kind of sexy. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2025, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6917 "2025-03-29T03:03:32Z")
You know what Joe’s mistake was? He wasn’t born an Irishman. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2025, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6918 "2025-03-29T14:12:35Z")
That used to be a lot easier. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2025, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6919 "2025-03-29T17:18:24Z")
Two women and three men represented an insufficient gene pool from which to build a society. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2025, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6920 "2025-03-30T03:42:16Z")
One William Riker is unique, perhaps even special. But a hundred of him, a thousand of him diminishes me in ways I can’t even imagine. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2025, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6921 "2025-03-30T12:30:46Z")
You are a fine debater, sir; it is a pity you have used your verbal gifts for mere hucksterism and the advancement of your own greed. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2025, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6922 "2025-03-30T12:56:51Z")
I’ve located them two klicks east. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2025, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6923 "2025-03-30T13:14:34Z")
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