# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 347
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2025, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6924 "2025-03-31T01:13:17Z")
One parsec, sir. Close enough to smell them. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2025, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6925 "2025-03-31T01:18:15Z")
You mean — out here? At what you say is the end of the universe? Or do you see this as the beginning of it? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2025, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6926 "2025-03-31T14:12:54Z")
People are capable of doing two things at once. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2025, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6927 "2025-03-31T17:47:55Z")
“On behalf of the Bajoran Provisional Government -” “And the Promenade Merchants’ Association -” “We’d like to welcome you to Deep Space Nine.” “You mean Terok Nor, don’t you?” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2025, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6928 "2025-04-01T01:37:52Z")
I have never questioned the orders or the intelligence of any representative of the Federation. Until now. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2025, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6929 "2025-04-01T11:27:31Z")
Spock, we’ve been friends for eighty years! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2025, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6930 "2025-04-01T19:57:08Z")
Sir, someone is stealing the Enterprise! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2025, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6931 "2025-04-01T23:13:10Z")
What? With the pearls intact? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2025, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6932 "2025-04-02T11:26:38Z")
You all have an hour to prepare for your last test. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2025, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6933 "2025-04-02T11:35:43Z")
I do not expect Captain Riker will present much of a challenge. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2025, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6934 "2025-04-02T12:57:56Z")
I’m designed to practice medicine as efficiently as possible. Small talk only compromises my performance. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2025, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6935 "2025-04-02T18:10:33Z")
This was _your_ idea, wasn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2025, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6936 "2025-04-02T18:13:38Z")
Please state the nature of the medical emergency. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2025, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6937 "2025-04-02T21:55:43Z")
Data, I haven’t remembered a day for the last sixteen years. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2025, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6938 "2025-04-03T15:44:59Z")
Still distant. Still closing. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2025, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6939 "2025-04-03T16:48:11Z")
Riker here. Two to beam up. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2025, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6940 "2025-04-03T19:21:13Z")
Data! Data, **SOMETHING’S GOT ME!** ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2025, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6941 "2025-04-03T22:45:41Z")
“The abduction I have done, according to our custom, for all to see.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2025, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6942 "2025-04-04T11:35:05Z")
“That is not our way. Cowards take hostages. Klingons do not.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2025, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6943 "2025-04-04T12:13:10Z")
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