# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 348
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2025, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6944 "2025-04-04T15:56:15Z")
Perhaps today is a good day to die. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2025, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6945 "2025-04-04T16:10:23Z")
Today, I am a warrior! I must _show_ you my heart! I travel the River of Blood! GAAAAAAAAAH! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2025, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6946 "2025-04-05T11:39:49Z")
For attempted mutiny? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2025, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6947 "2025-04-05T11:48:39Z")
I will have to say: _“This morning, I was the leader of the universe as I knew it; this afternoon, I am only a voice in a chorus. But I think it was a good day.”_ ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2025, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6948 "2025-04-05T17:21:01Z")
Annie with the golden hair Silly, it’s gray now. I see only the gold. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2025, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6949 "2025-04-05T17:35:17Z")
Don’t love her! Don’t love her! She’ll kill you if you love her! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2025, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6950 "2025-04-05T19:43:18Z")
I suppose, by the transitive principle, I, too, must be Vulcan as a motherfucker. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2025, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6951 "2025-04-05T23:44:18Z")
I always thought Spock was a bit of a pirate at heart. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2025, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6952 "2025-04-06T03:19:26Z")
Fuck, yeah! Logic, bitch! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2025, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6953 "2025-04-06T10:28:01Z")
Your method of communication is most elegant, and quite beautiful. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2025, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6954 "2025-04-06T10:28:16Z")
Ugh, it’s for Frontier Day. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2025, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6955 "2025-04-06T13:48:02Z")
The visor, or being blind? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2025, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6956 "2025-04-06T17:40:49Z")
Save your energy. Save yourselves. Avoid the planet Earth at all costs. Farewell. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2025, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6957 "2025-04-06T18:08:07Z")
A reverse application of what happened to us; logically, it could work. Also, logically, there are a hundred variables — any one of which could put us in a worse position than we’re in now. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2025, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6958 "2025-04-06T22:15:09Z")
Belay that order, Mr. Data. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2025, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6959 "2025-04-06T22:29:04Z")
Objection denied; this is a court of the year 2079 — by which time more rapid progress had caused all ‘United Earth’ nonsense to be abolished. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2025, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6960 "2025-04-07T02:07:41Z")
“We’re not leaving without our shuttle crew.” “I warn you -” “Enough! We have people in need of attention. We won’t hurt you, but we must help them.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2025, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6961 "2025-04-07T02:31:30Z")
“Oh, nonsense. Let’s keep our priorities straight.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2025, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6962 "2025-04-07T02:59:12Z")
I’d like you to teach me that sometime. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2025, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6963 "2025-04-07T12:33:00Z")
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