# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 349
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2025, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6964 "2025-04-08T10:53:19Z")
My world’s history has recorded that conquerors often arrived with the words, _We Are Your Friends._ ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2025, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6965 "2025-04-08T12:41:41Z")
Another glorious chapter of Klingon history. Tell me, do they still sing songs of the Great Tribble Hunt? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2025, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6966 "2025-04-08T18:11:34Z")
We never did, Lieutenant; Q suspended time. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2025, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6967 "2025-04-08T21:41:45Z")
I will never make friends with bugs. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2025, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6968 "2025-04-08T21:45:15Z")
Oh come, Riker; you’re beginning to sound like your Captain. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2025, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6969 "2025-04-09T16:31:17Z")
In the hills, by the dam. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2025, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6970 "2025-04-09T23:38:05Z")
We’ve found something else: a novel by Todd Matthews, entitled “Hotel Royale” — which is the name of this structure. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2025, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6971 "2025-04-10T01:04:55Z")
“‘It was the best of times; it was the worst of times.’ Message, Spock?” “None that I’m conscious of. Except, of course, happy birthday. Surely, the best of times.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2025, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6972 "2025-04-10T10:48:56Z")
“We know how it really ends: ‘_a crazy old man’._” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2025, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6973 "2025-04-10T13:44:54Z")
Be useful in a poker match. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2025, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6974 "2025-04-10T14:29:20Z")
Time to pluck a pigeon. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2025, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6975 "2025-04-10T16:36:40Z")
Captain — with all due respect — perhaps it would be better if you choose _another_ to serve as your First Officer. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2025, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6976 "2025-04-10T18:00:49Z")
Frankly, sir, I don’t believe in your ability to command this ship. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2025, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6977 "2025-04-11T02:09:42Z")
I’ve, I’ve never felt this way before. At odds with the ship. I sat there and watched my ship perform for a mass of circuits and relays, and felt useless. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2025, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6978 "2025-04-11T04:21:53Z")
Pinocchio is broken. Its strings have been cut. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2025, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6979 "2025-04-11T04:26:41Z")
I was betrayed, and treated barbarically. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2025, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6980 "2025-04-11T15:50:18Z")
Belay that phaser order! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2025, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6981 "2025-04-11T15:55:50Z")
It’s the only way to ensure the safety of the Enterprise. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2025, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6982 "2025-04-11T19:16:10Z")
Keep up the act. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2025, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6983 "2025-04-11T19:34:46Z")
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