# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 35
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2014, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/682 "2014-11-04T05:46:26Z")
Bonk, bonk on the head! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2014, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/683 "2014-11-04T14:05:09Z")
A lie is a very poor way to say hello. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2014, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/684 "2014-11-04T14:21:12Z")
Leonard James Akka’ar ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2014, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/685 "2014-11-04T14:32:27Z")
Oochee-woochee, kuchee-koo! Oochee-woochee, kuchee-koo! ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2014, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/686 "2014-11-04T17:23:41Z")
KIRK: … Federation mining rights… documents signed by the young high chief’s regent… … SPOCK: The child’s regent? KIRK: Yes, Eleen. Remarkable young lady. MCCOY: Representing the high teer, Leonard James Akaar. SPOCK: The child was named Leonard James Akaar? :eek: MCCOY: Has a kind of a ring to it, don’t you think, James? KIRK: Yes. I think it’s a name destined to go down in galactic history, Leonard. What do you think, Spock? SPOCK: :mad: **I think you’re both going to be insufferably pleased with yourselves for at least a month, sir.** [Spock’s indignant grousing here is a joy to behold. So much for his claim to be ruled only by logic.] ---
**Author:** ![robert\_columbia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@robert\_columbia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robert_columbia)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2014, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/687 "2014-11-04T19:33:12Z")
Eliminate them. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2014, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/688 "2014-11-04T19:38:24Z")
No, my Lord Mudd. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2014, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/689 "2014-11-04T19:44:50Z")
This place is even better than I thought! ---
**Author:** ![california\_jobcase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@california\_jobcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/california_jobcase)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/690 "2014-11-04T20:43:35Z")
“Just a damn minute, Admiral-” My favorite line from the original cast. I scanned the fourteen pages and didn’t see it. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2014, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/691 "2014-11-04T20:53:38Z")
> [@FUTBOL!](#): > > …[Spock’s indignant grousing here is a joy to behold. So much for his claim to be ruled only by logic.] And, as noted earlier, he actually says “gonna”! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2014, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/692 "2014-11-04T22:31:26Z")
> [@california\_jobcase](#): > > “Just a damn minute, Admiral-” > > My favorite line from the original cast. I scanned the fourteen pages and didn’t see it. Unless I’m really off the mark: Kirk: Spock, where the hell’s the power you promised? Spock: One damn minute, Admiral. Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home BIP: Mr. Schlock? No mustard, Captain. Analysis, Schlock? It would appear that Mister Snott is about to eat a wiener without mustard. Logical, Mr. Schlock, flawlessly logical. Bones? I’m a doctor, not a scriptwriter! _ **Warning, this is a plot complication! Warning, this is a plot complication!** _ - (“Star Drek”) ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2014, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/693 "2014-11-05T01:51:02Z")
“Absolutely I will not interfere!” ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2014, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/694 "2014-11-05T02:20:23Z")
> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#): > > … > No mustard, Captain. > _ **Warning, this is a plot complication! Warning, this is a plot complication!** _ - (“Star Drek”) Schlock: Plot complication showing up on ship sensors now captain. I’m switching to visual. Jerk: What is it Mr. Schlock? Schlock: Computer data coming in now captain. It is just what we need. A colossal negative space wedgie of great power coming right at us at warp speed. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2014, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/695 "2014-11-05T03:26:57Z")
About those colourful metaphors we discussed. I don’t think you should try to use them any more. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2014, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/696 "2014-11-05T03:47:16Z")
> [@FUTBOL!](#): > > Schlock: Plot complication showing up on ship sensors now captain. I’m > switching to visual. > Jerk: What is it Mr. Schlock? > Schlock: Computer data coming in now captain. It is just what we need. A > colossal negative space wedgie of great power coming right at us at warp > speed. Oh, you are good! ::big, thumbs-up smilie:: BIP: Let’s get the hell out of here. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2014, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/697 "2014-11-05T04:15:45Z")
Time is the fire in which we burn. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2014, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/698 "2014-11-05T06:24:07Z")
You shall all suffocate in the icy cold of space! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2014, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/699 "2014-11-05T16:00:01Z")
Doctor, you are a sensualist. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2014, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/700 "2014-11-05T16:04:40Z")
Marvelous! Simply marvelous! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2014, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/701 "2014-11-05T16:41:22Z")
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