# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 350
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2025, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6984 "2025-04-11T22:55:37Z")
Understood, sir. Prejudice is very human. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2025, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6985 "2025-04-12T00:17:02Z")
I cannot allow this to continue. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2025, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6986 "2025-04-12T01:52:45Z")
Then maybe it’s time you found other responsibilities. You’re relieved; don’t make me confine you to quarters as well. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2025, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6987 "2025-04-12T02:06:09Z")
I am Locutus of Borg. Resistance is futile. Your life, as it has been, is over. From this time forward, you will service… us. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2025, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6988 "2025-04-12T02:22:03Z")
I grow… fatigued. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2025, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6989 "2025-04-12T13:15:19Z")
It’s good to be back on the Enterprise. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2025, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6990 "2025-04-12T21:38:15Z")
Now, I think it’s time to call in some old favors; contact Admiral Riker, Starbase Two Four Seven.. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2025, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6991 "2025-04-13T00:34:14Z")
Elim couldn’t believe his eyes. He looked at me as if I were insane. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2025, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6992 "2025-04-13T00:52:17Z")
Because he just tried to kill Quark. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2025, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6993 "2025-04-13T02:11:17Z")
I know. It’s so bubbly and cloying and happy. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2025, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6994 "2025-04-13T11:05:37Z")
You guys really need to get out more. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2025, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6995 "2025-04-13T11:38:48Z")
That man will go ashore on my orders. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2025, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6996 "2025-04-14T10:54:15Z")
I can be a hands-off captain. I don’t mind. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2025, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6997 "2025-04-14T15:57:09Z")
Bridge, this is the captain. How can there be a yellow alert in Spacedock? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2025, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6998 "2025-04-15T03:51:39Z")
Perhaps another time. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2025, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/6999 "2025-04-15T11:04:23Z")
Seven years ago I said we’d be watching you — and we have been! — hoping that your ape-like race would demonstrate some growth, give some indication that your minds have room for expansion. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2025, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7000 "2025-04-15T17:12:33Z")
I’m trying! I’m trying! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2025, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7001 "2025-04-15T19:03:43Z")
Great! Seat-of-the-pants technology. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2025, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7002 "2025-04-15T19:44:15Z")
Hello, computer. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2025, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7003 "2025-04-15T19:48:21Z")
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