# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 351
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2025, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7004 "2025-04-15T20:32:36Z")
Admiral, there be _whales_ here! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2025, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7005 "2025-04-15T20:57:45Z")
Computer, deactivate food slot. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2025, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7006 "2025-04-16T13:28:23Z")
I am not our father. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2025, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7007 "2025-04-16T13:56:04Z")
That is the second time you have accused me of speaking with another man’s voice. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2025, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7008 "2025-04-17T03:22:56Z")
Tea, Earl Grey, hot. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2025, 8:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7009 "2025-04-17T08:46:15Z")
I guess we popped the champagne cork too soon, hey? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2025, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7010 "2025-04-17T13:41:03Z")
I will consider that advice. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2025, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7011 "2025-04-17T22:17:25Z")
After all, what could possibly go wrong? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2025, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7012 "2025-04-17T22:37:43Z")
You Klingon bastard, you’ve killed my son. Oh! You Klingon bastard, you’ve killed my son! You Klingon bastard! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2025, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7013 "2025-04-17T22:45:34Z")
I work for one of the nation-states of this era — _“Great Britain”_ — which is battling various other nations in what is called _“The Cold War.”_ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2025, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7014 "2025-04-18T03:02:59Z")
It’s called ‘root beer.’ ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2025, 9:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7015 "2025-04-18T09:51:03Z")
Frozen? How? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2025, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7016 "2025-04-18T13:03:13Z")
Does he have any conditions? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2025, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7017 "2025-04-18T13:10:10Z")
Human females are so repulsive. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2025, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7018 "2025-04-18T14:38:12Z")
You haven’t got the _lobes_. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2025, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7019 "2025-04-18T23:47:40Z")
I’ll double up on the left jabs and see what happens. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2025, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7020 "2025-04-19T03:41:36Z")
Just like the Federation. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2025, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7021 "2025-04-19T09:53:45Z")
A shoeshine boy. A convict. Someone dreaming of a better future. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2025, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7022 "2025-04-19T14:43:21Z")
Frankly, that’s on you. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2025, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7023 "2025-04-19T15:07:54Z")
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