# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 353
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2025, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7044 "2025-04-25T11:19:37Z")
“They’re an exemplary crew, your son included.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2025, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7045 "2025-04-25T14:42:36Z")
Here we go. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2025, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7046 "2025-04-25T16:10:10Z")
I’m sorry, Spock. I can’t surrender now. I’m not done violating Neutral Zone Treaty. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2025, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7047 "2025-04-25T16:48:20Z")
I’m supposed to be watching you. We’re going to get in trouble if we don’t go back home. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2025, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7048 "2025-04-25T18:08:12Z")
“Ah. I am alive.” “No self-diagnoses, please.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2025, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7049 "2025-04-26T03:00:45Z")
Please state the nature of your medical emergency. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2025, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7050 "2025-04-26T04:07:00Z")
Well, either choke me or cut my throat; make up your mind. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2025, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7051 "2025-04-26T14:51:41Z")
A dissatisfied customer? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2025, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7052 "2025-04-26T14:59:03Z")
He said his spirit was in pain, but that the wound must be honored. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2025, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7053 "2025-04-27T18:29:05Z")
We learned to control it, but it is still part of us. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2025, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7054 "2025-04-27T18:40:45Z")
Voluntary addiction to drugs is a recurrent theme in many cultures. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2025, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7055 "2025-04-28T13:35:34Z")
We all have scars. Of one kind or another. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2025, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7056 "2025-04-29T03:06:19Z")
Only a fool fights in a burning house. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2025, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7057 "2025-04-29T11:49:52Z")
I’m not Picard! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2025, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7058 "2025-04-29T11:55:16Z")
Surely, Holmes — if that’s who you truly are — you, of all people, can appreciate what I mean. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2025, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7059 "2025-04-29T14:13:43Z")
Your world of starship captains doesn’t admit women. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2025, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7060 "2025-04-29T17:16:58Z")
I appreciate your candor, Admiral, but Captain Janeway is my commanding officer; I won’t disobey her. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2025, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7061 "2025-04-29T20:57:06Z")
“He is my brother! I will _not_ betray him!” “Then you can die for him!” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2025, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7062 "2025-04-30T00:32:15Z")
_“Fundamental respect for all living beings.”_ That is what you said. I’m a living being; therefore, you can’t harm me! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2025, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7063 "2025-04-30T04:09:22Z")
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