# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 354
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2025, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7064 "2025-04-30T04:29:33Z")
You’ve already lied to your younger self. How do I know you’re not lying to me? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2025, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7065 "2025-04-30T04:51:59Z")
Error! ERROR! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2025, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7066 "2025-04-30T13:13:45Z")
Would you read it for the court, please? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2025, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7067 "2025-04-30T19:48:44Z")
Andrea, kiss Captain Kirk. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2025, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7068 "2025-05-01T00:08:20Z")
But I got out of uniform for you, Data. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2025, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7069 "2025-05-01T13:34:35Z")
Don’t be too sure. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2025, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7070 "2025-05-01T18:22:20Z")
Look, pal, why don’t you do me a favor: take yourself, and your holier-than-thou attitude, and get out of my life. ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2025, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7071 "2025-05-01T23:00:31Z")
I didn’t mean the Enterprise should be hauling garbage, I mean’t it should be hauled away AS garbage! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2025, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7072 "2025-05-01T23:15:06Z")
No, Captain Garrett belongs on that ship. But she’s dead. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2025, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7073 "2025-05-02T04:16:31Z")
Take D’Artagnan here to Sickbay. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2025, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7074 "2025-05-02T21:07:48Z")
If he made it off that ship, he will come for us. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2025, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7075 "2025-05-02T23:17:41Z")
That’s exactly what I’m counting on. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2025, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7076 "2025-05-02T23:29:12Z")
If you’re not careful, you could kill yourself. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2025, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7077 "2025-05-03T02:50:00Z")
We have no devil, Kirk. But we understand the habits of yours. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2025, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7078 "2025-05-03T12:56:36Z")
Then you’d gladly accept whatever happens to you. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2025, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7079 "2025-05-03T17:59:23Z")
Exciting, isn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2025, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7080 "2025-05-03T18:09:36Z")
If we don’t help each other, we’ll die here! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2025, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7081 "2025-05-03T20:45:48Z")
So what do you say we hit the roulette table and see if I can’t buy Chapter One? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2025, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7082 "2025-05-04T20:55:17Z")
Don’t want anyone flying off into space. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2025, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7083 "2025-05-05T02:08:16Z")
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