# Random Star Trek Quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** star-trek-paramount\ **Created:** [September 10, 2014, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112 "2014-09-10T20:43:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 356
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2025, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7104 "2025-05-10T17:53:31Z")
All the things he could tell us. All the things he would like to tell us. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2025, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7105 "2025-05-10T18:05:04Z")
Danger… Gomtuu… Do not allow! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2025, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7106 "2025-05-10T18:20:50Z")
I’m offering you a practical heaven — a new paradise! — and all I need is your help. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2025, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7107 "2025-05-12T13:34:44Z")
Can I cook or can’t I? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2025, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7108 "2025-05-12T13:54:12Z")
You’re supposed to be _infallible!_ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2025, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7109 "2025-05-14T04:04:26Z")
My mother… I could never tell her I loved her. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2025, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7110 "2025-05-14T04:23:30Z")
That’s what he — that’s what the _other_ Picard — must have thought. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2025, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7111 "2025-05-14T21:32:09Z")
I’m the wife of a Teer. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2025, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7112 "2025-05-15T15:02:43Z")
But I made a mistake, and now the blood of everybody he’s killed is on my hands. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2025, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7113 "2025-05-15T17:03:22Z")
"An _incident?"_ “Do we report this, sir?” “Are you kidding?” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2025, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7114 "2025-05-15T19:43:39Z")
I can taste sounds? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2025, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7115 "2025-05-16T02:56:09Z")
Murderers! Assassins! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2025, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7116 "2025-05-16T04:56:30Z")
This… computer… must… die. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2025, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7117 "2025-05-16T12:33:24Z")
Right next to the Dog-Faced Boy! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2025, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7118 "2025-05-16T14:29:17Z")
You have a singular wit, Doctor. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2025, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7119 "2025-05-17T00:05:32Z")
Congratulations. You look like a fucking scratching post. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2025, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7120 "2025-05-17T00:24:08Z")
I came that close to winning, Data. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2025, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7121 "2025-05-17T01:57:29Z")
Baby needs a new pair of shoes. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2025, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7122 "2025-05-17T15:50:37Z")
Is everything okay? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2025, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/random-star-trek-quotes/698112/7123 "2025-05-21T19:31:45Z")
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